Replying to Tell me someone saw cops tonight
Dude...so I'm watching cops, and they're investigating this break-in, and the guys that own the house are so ridiculously hilarious, and i was like...now THIS is the best episode of cops ever.
But then!!! this woman cop gets a phone call that a bicyclist has been hit by a car. so she shows up and theres this car thats off of the road in the trees. the driver is some indian woman who is like "i was going straight, i didnt turn i was going straight", so the cop asks her if there was someone on a bicycle, and she's like "no no bicycle" so they're sitting there talking about getting her car towed, when this 14 year old black kid comes stumbling out of the woods with both shoes missing covered in blood. and the cops are like "WTF?! where did you come from?!!!!!", and the kid cant remember ANYTHING! and the woman denies hitting him, and the kid cant remember what he had for lunch that day. Then he find his shoe in her bumper.
Then some witness comes over and is like, yeah she hit him at like 45 miles per hour and he flew 10 feet in the air into the forest.
JEEZ! what the hell!?
OH! and its still on and its getting better
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