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300 sucked

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mommy
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it tried so hard to be epic, but ended up being a big pile of CGI-candy.
Mar 23 2007 4:24PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
300 was epic
you suck
Mar 23 2007 4:25PM
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mommy
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c'mon, black persians? fuck you.
Mar 23 2007 4:29PM
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supersteez420
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300 was the dope shit what are you talking about

for sparta bitch
Mar 23 2007 4:48PM
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fillup
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the only part i didnt like
was the ending
it was pretty lame for an ending for such an epic movie
and yes black persians
Mar 23 2007 4:51PM
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TimothyLord
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that mivie killed it

Mar 23 2007 5:01PM
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artfullydodged
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u suck, it was awesome
Mar 23 2007 6:23PM
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Jamesl48
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If you got hung up on the minor historical inaccuracies then you were bound to dislike "300."

However, if you can accept those and deal with it you will see 300 for what it is: An epic movie with the best battle sequences in years (and possibly ever.) Even if you thought the plot was weak, this movie set a new standard for graphics and choreography. It will revolutionize movie making.
Mar 23 2007 6:34PM
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JayDope
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r u kidding? 300 was an amazing movie, i wanna be a fuckin spartan now!! im gunna try and do some of their workout, to get in shape for their movie, i found it on some site.
Mar 23 2007 7:02PM
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MarkieR
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you don't go to hooter's for the wings... and you don't see 300 for the plot.
Mar 23 2007 7:14PM
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lineskis360
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if u have a penis theres no excuse for saying 300 sucked, it was sick blashphemy
Mar 23 2007 7:15PM
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Mod
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Well put my friend
Mar 23 2007 7:15PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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haha "lame ending?" its a true story with an EPIC ending.
Mar 23 2007 7:44PM
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fillup
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1. the ending wasnt what really happend
2. the died so fast
Mar 23 2007 7:47PM
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nashbuck
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greatest analogy ever.
Mar 23 2007 7:48PM
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Dustin.
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you like men
Mar 23 2007 7:49PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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well if it was like a million on 260 and they were surrounded no doubt they died mad quick. haha what did u expect like a 30 minute battle scene
Mar 23 2007 7:52PM
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J.D.
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A firend of mine has a very compelling theory based on the notion that a person's intelligence is inversely proportional to how good a movie they think 300 is. I'm really buying into it lately.
Mar 23 2007 7:59PM
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caitie_baby
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I liked the abs!! And the movie was good too!
Mar 23 2007 8:01PM
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skier_boy26
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sounds like a sound theory
Mar 23 2007 8:06PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I think I'll make it a separate thread so we can gather more data. I need to make a graph first though.
Mar 23 2007 8:10PM
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JayDope
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haha i went to hooters after i ssaw 300 haha
Mar 23 2007 8:21PM
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CMF
Posts: 1918 - Karma: 16
okay, thats it... you're going to have to turn in your epnis
Mar 23 2007 9:32PM
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CMF
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^penis
Mar 23 2007 9:33PM
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twix_182
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look at the graphic novel and u'll realize the movie was taken from that. frank millers story.
Mar 23 2007 9:35PM
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fillup
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maybe
Mar 23 2007 9:37PM
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Alexander_Keith
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may i remind u that the persian empire was increibly fucking huge and included bits of africa
Mar 23 2007 11:00PM
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Jake...
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mommy you always make a random apearance like every 3 or 4 months! awesome.
Mar 23 2007 11:03PM
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fappy
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i've heard a variation of this theory, only it's how indie a person is, and the movie is donnie darko.
Mar 23 2007 11:04PM
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pns513
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i think it was pretty good
the sketchy sex scene made everyone hate it and there was a lack of a plot, but all in all it was good
not epic but up there with the better movies
Mar 23 2007 11:05PM
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shagalabagala
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hahahah i love it when the wife (cant remember her name) turns around doggy style during the sex scene.  her facial expression was so funny
Mar 23 2007 11:39PM
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lushlaxstr
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ha i like this kid. did you read my review of 300?
Mar 23 2007 11:46PM
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Static
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it was only 60% awesome, not 100% like they made it out to be. Every scene with his wife was horrible.
Mar 24 2007 12:01AM
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DeSena
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hey, black persians are legit
Mar 24 2007 12:11AM
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BargainBinLaden
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are you gay?
Mar 24 2007 12:18AM
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nothanks
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The movie was awesome if you like seeing guys killed with spears, knives, and swords. It's visually appealing, and makes you say "hooo shit" when another dude gets his guts split. That's about as far as I'll go. Visually appealing with a side of "hahaha that guy just got split open."
Mar 24 2007 12:22AM
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tjski
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epic movie that is serious, NO... BAMFing movie, YES
Mar 24 2007 12:25AM
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srwinnsuco
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that shit sucked, if you wanbt to see lots of animated computer persians getting killed for 2 hours then go for it. seriusouly all that shit is it long spear stab fake computer blood spilll fake spear stab fake comptuer blood spill that shit sucks ass the plot it just an exusce to say the movie is good and if you seriously think 300 is a movie worthy of best movie ever contention you would have to be a fuckasssss
Mar 24 2007 12:32AM
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Static
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no, are you?
Mar 24 2007 12:39AM
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snowbird4life
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hey i might be gay!
Mar 24 2007 12:49AM
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tjski
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not gunna lie, that was kinda gay.
Mar 24 2007 12:59AM
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snowbird4life
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really? fuck.
Mar 24 2007 1:03AM
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babujib
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i liked it, best movie of the year
Mar 24 2007 1:04AM
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Lé.Skiing
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yah, too ban that you missed starting to train for war when you were 13... and even though i havent seen it i'm assuming that there probialy were black people back then... there may not have been alot, but they were obviously there... just like jesus was most liekly a black man... think about it...
Mar 24 2007 1:06AM
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beezey
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best post in the history of NS
Mar 24 2007 1:22AM
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J.D.
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Are... are you serious?

Really?

After we got out of the theatre, someone rightly said "Well that was good, assuming you like seeing a guy do this (makes spear-thrusting motion) for two hours." My only comment was that it was aptly titled, because Sin City was 300 times better.

Seriously if you're into the violence, just watch Sin City. It had violence AND writing!
Mar 24 2007 2:35AM
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Dustin.
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but we aren't talking about Sin City. ya good movie, but 300 was too.
Mar 24 2007 2:40AM
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J.D.
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No it wasn't.

And the reason I mention Sin City is because it was the other Frank Miller movie. And it wasn't stupid. 300 was.
Mar 24 2007 3:12AM
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freezed
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you may or may not be monumentally stupid.
Mar 24 2007 4:00AM
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twix_182
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it's spposed to look like the novel. exaaggerated blood and all those shinanigans.
i didn't go to see that movie or a plot, i went see that plot for some awesome battles. i'd have ot say i was very content with it because it had exactly what i was thinking it would have. sick killing. if i want a good plot i'd watch something else
Mar 24 2007 9:40AM
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Alexander_Keith
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Myabe you assholes can stop pretending to be so caught up about storytelling and admit that you were entertained.

The Spartans fucked shit up and that all that matters, who cares about historical accuracy and which movie was better it was still fun to watch.
Mar 24 2007 5:45PM
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