Ok, so im sittin here, watching this flick on TV and im at about the halfway point and i says to myself, 'Self, why the fuck did Tom Cruise bag the old ugly hag, no matter how much money she had, when he had the young blonde chick in Jamaica?' i mean, without that, there wouldnt be much drama left for the rest of the movie but, shit, come on.
'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'
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