Replying to Anti-tourist coalition

I am being a pure hypocrit by writing this since tourists feed intrawest with money to run lifts and fill some very large pockets as well, but what are some non-aggressive ways to make the gapers not come back?
I don't want to be an absolute asshole to anyone, I mean most of the tourists stick to the groomers so it's not a powder problem, but rather a crowding up the lift lines issue.

Sure I could put some skins on and go shred the BC to get away from that, but I'm broke, and I really wouldn't mind at all if Intrawest had to close down all of their on-mountain amenities and half of their chairlifts, since their'd be plenty more fresh left and a lot less crowds.

So do I carry a gun with me, dress up as a sasquatch, talk about the human meat chili served in the rendez-vous, push people off the chairs?
What are tbe solutions to make W/B become a small skibum-fed resort again?


Don't take this too seriously by the way, I'm having a great time as things are right now.