Replying to my gay mom, this was all her fault

ok, so im going with my gf to the movies right, i had just picked her up, then my mom calls me, tells me to come get her car, so she can use mine. then we are late, so i am speeding 43 in a 25 cop lets me off that, but then i cant find the fucking insurance, since for one she wont throw any of it away once it expires, and two, she had to change companies so i dont recognize the card, so i get away with speeding, but get a huge ticket for no insurance, then as i get home she tells me its there, and pulls it out of the pile of about 15 differant ones, so i have to go to court, prove i have insurance, no fine then, but just big waste of my time, and i have to cut hours from work, and im pissed
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin