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Need help to prank a guy

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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
alrigt guys today at school my friend stole my coat that had fifty dollars and my season pass in it. he gave it back after i beat the shit out of him, but now i need to pull something on him, but what. i need soem ideas
Dec 12 2006 5:43PM
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dangerdad
Posts: 2228 - Karma: 317
quick go to the ghetto nail a hooker, get aids and rape him, that would be hilarious.
Dec 12 2006 5:45PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
fill his shoes with pudding
Dec 12 2006 5:46PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
haha
Dec 12 2006 5:47PM
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chairdawg
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 36

well you already beat the shit out of him

Dec 12 2006 5:48PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
ya but were having a prank war at out school so thats why i need a good prank
Dec 12 2006 5:48PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
fill his coat with flour


or if you want to be really mean.

send a love letter to a bitchy preppy girl you know would tell everyone.

make sure you put in some of his secrets
and how he is a virgin and all that shit

Dec 12 2006 5:50PM
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chairdawg
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 36
o gotchya

do the gay porn thing in the backround of his computer
Dec 12 2006 5:51PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
ya but thats hard to do at school
Dec 12 2006 5:52PM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
wow people grow up serious you already " beat the shit out of him" im pretty sure that should be sufficient that is unless your just tryin to be a bad ass but in reality you just slapped him. honestly tho let it be.
Dec 12 2006 5:53PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
antique him. If ya don't know what that is it's when you go to his house when he's asleep and throw some flower on his face. It's no real bad and it's not hard to clean up and its funny.
Dec 12 2006 6:27PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
dont take it to far, keep the jokes away from public humiliation
Dec 12 2006 6:31PM
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wh@t
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jea, FUK a la Preppy!!!!
Dec 12 2006 6:44PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
alright guys how does this sound, put a used condom in his locker??
Dec 12 2006 7:30PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
ya but then you would have to look at it
Dec 12 2006 7:30PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
ejaculate in his ear while hes sleeping, imagine how hard that would be to get out, and your hearing would be messed up for a while. It would be hilarious to see his reaction, hed bring his hands to his ear, get a bug goopy handful, smell it and do a double take, when he realises what it is, hell rush to the sink. I will send someone 5 bucks if they cum in someones ear and film the reaction
Dec 12 2006 7:32PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
send him the link for DONT CLICK THIS IF IT TURNS INTO A LINK meatspin.com, but disguise the link, also, wait till a rainy day and put dog shit under his windshield wiper, he turns on his wipers, and there is shit everywhere
Dec 12 2006 7:35PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
ummm that is the dumbest thing i have heard of in my life. that would just be saying he gets some.... not bad, at all.
Dec 12 2006 7:35PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
wow i would like to see this
Dec 12 2006 7:43PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
I like it
Dec 12 2006 8:43PM
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skibum1854
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 564
This is just the way that i like to get things done... i toled this same thing to SnowBunny1* So last week this dickwad Brad robbed my friend Oli of 210 bucks that was supposed to get us an O of some dank nugget. So, at first we were gunna just like slash his tiers and shit but then what we ended up doing is stealing him mom, killing her and grinding her up into a pudding like substance and then we poored her remains into his gas tank... let me tell ya, that one really fucked his day up.
Dec 12 2006 9:09PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
well if your just trying to have fun with him put tampons n shit in his pockets so he'll pull them out infront of friends n shit
Dec 12 2006 9:11PM
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SiverMike
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Go into downtown portland and find the grungiest, dirtiest homeless kid, preferabbly a female who performs fallatio in return for crack. Now give her some heroin or cash, and politely ask to draw some blood or borrow a used needle. Now stab that coat stealing sunovabitch right in the jugular, and hold it for a good three seconds to make sure all them yummy HIV and Hepatitus cells get in there and do there thing.
Dec 12 2006 10:06PM
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ride_on
Posts: 317 - Karma: 33
take a dump on his face
Dec 12 2006 10:07PM
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skibum1854
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 564
listen to this guy
Dec 12 2006 10:26PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
i have a good one... throw him down a set of 24 stairs then at the bottom have a guy there with a george bush mask saying we got you good you fucker!
Dec 12 2006 10:30PM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
replace the water in a waterbottle with vinegar. its golden prank. Also, try the pranks of freezing a shaving cream can and cuting it open and placing it in his car. I have never done it but i have heard it on ns before.
Dec 12 2006 11:28PM
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GFELLER.
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in highschool i had some white protein powder and mixxed it in with water and put it in a condom, tied it off and threw it at my buddy down the hall about 30 feet away and smacked some chick in the back of the head. oh mmyyyy gaawwwdd she flipppped out, especially because it didnt fall to the ground and landed on her backback and when she reached back for it, it was all wet
Dec 12 2006 11:39PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
do what cartman did, grind up his parents, and make chili with them and feed it to him
Dec 13 2006 1:04AM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
your are sick but funny
Dec 13 2006 4:05PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
your sick too but im no where near portland
Dec 13 2006 4:06PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
what does it do if you cut it?
Dec 13 2006 4:07PM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
hahaha - thats good!

cover his car in shaving cream while he's at work or skiing or something; then he has to clean it off while people are laughing at him. you could also put caramel or chocolate or something of that variety and if its cold out, it'll freeze and its super hard to get off. someone did that to me once...it sucked.
Dec 13 2006 4:25PM
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chapz
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Take a or many mentos and put them in a 2L bottle of coca-cola. then point it towards him and youll be happy.
Dec 13 2006 4:32PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
alright guys i wound up taking all his shit from his locker and placing all around school, and i put his cell in the toilet. but were now just having an all out prank war at our school and i stole the janitors keys today and brought them to a lock smith and had coppies made so im set all the lockers and rooms i can get into. even the office
Dec 14 2006 5:44PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
ok that is straight up badass. stealing the janitors keys? pure ownage. I have also been having sort of a prank war at my school but just takin stuff instead of all pranks. we were eating lunch today and my friend turns around for about 2 second and when he looks back his drink and cheeze its are just gone. also we took another kids backpack, took all his stuff out, turned it inside out, then put everything back in and zipped it up. fun stuff.
Dec 14 2006 6:20PM
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peak28
Posts: 200 - Karma: 10
BEst thing works every time, pull out ur cock and pee on him shows your dominace and that he is now officialy your territorry
Dec 14 2006 6:24PM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
ya man and now i have coppies, its fun
Dec 15 2006 10:27PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
that is just foul. how bout just a good old bitch slap?
Dec 15 2006 10:29PM
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gnarzard
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
that is good. very good.
Dec 15 2006 10:36PM
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E_S
Posts: 168 - Karma: 34
take some old dog crap break it in to small pieces and put it in his sanwhich
Dec 15 2006 11:05PM
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