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Need ideas to fuck with a girl while hooking up
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i figure you crazy kids can think of some good things to do. basically i need to get some revenge on this girl and make it hilarious so your ideas should be something involving inviting her over, getting her naked, people walking on, asking her to do wierd things and so on....do me proud ns
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invite her over get laid, butttttt throw her clothes out the door and have a friend cut holes in the nipple area and every naughty place in the clothes and make her walk home.
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Get pregnant and take her on Maury. The damn test is ALWAYS negative. They rig it, I swear, just to keep the hoes comin back.
Look for one of those long lists of stupid things to do during sex. Like the houdini, for example. Try some of those out.
Video tape her and post it on the internet
Get her really horny and then leave her with a toothbrush or something stupid for her to get off with. She'll be mad pissed and will probably use it.
Siegfried & Roy
Get her naked in her house and figure out a way to make her parents see. Videotape the reaction.
Tie her up, tell her you like it. Then leave her there.
There's so many things to do...
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when your getting a bj, turn aroudn really fast and fart in her face, then take her clothes and run.
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you could always pretend like you are mature and dont do anything
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angry dragon... righ when ur about to bust in her mouth, push her head down so it comes out her nose
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danngg... thats a good one... it almost takes to much thinking..
i bet no one else could have thought of this...
oh yea..
no one on this site is mature.
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um question..
have any of these things happened to you before, or was this all off the top of your head?
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bahahahahahah and corrupt i liked the farting those are funny but not something you should do
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you're kidding me right? you missed my episodes on Maury?
I had like 3.
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well i really want to give her a farthammer but i cant make myself do that on command which is unfortunate.
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haha i was definatly gonna send you the farthammer website but i didnt wanna get in trouble or something. i say, try your hardest, and pee in her. or do something funny like take a dump in her bed and not tell her.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Amazing post.
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I think this would be hilarious
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i think also called a "number 11" coz it looks like "11" when it comes out.
Initiated by a 'donkey punch'
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Give her the Angry Pirate!
Jizz in her eye and kick her in the shin!
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like the angry dragon but a little funnier bust in her eye so she covers the eye with her hand then quikly stomp on her foot so she grabs it and hops around like shes got a peg leg.......the angry pirate
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Why don't you elaborate on what this girl did if you actually want some serious help?
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Perhaps the Houdini Cheesecake...
Whilst you're doing her from behind, pull out and spit on her back so she think's you're finished. When she turns round, punch her in the face. After you've given her one, your best friend is required to jump out of the closet wearing a fake moustache and say 'abra-cadabra'!
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okay you bust in her face, not punch her. she's a chick dude..
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You could pull a KKK....
jizz in her face like all the other ones, then throw a sheet over her and light it on fire
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i hate to ruin the fun but I say you grow up, stop feeling sorry for yourself, be the bigger person and let whatever she did to you go. Everyone will just think you're a fucked creep for taking sexual revenge on some girl, which they should.
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or you could put it in her butt
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on that note, just find a bunch of pigeons, and catch them and put them in cages and release them in her house.
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videotape her taking a dump then post it on the school website?
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Have a friend hide in the closet. Get it on in the dark. Have said friend jump out at some point with very bright flashing camera and get a "scared moose/deer in the headlights" face from her while you proceed to give thumbs up. Post picture on internet....namely ns (editing might be required)...as well as a place where everyone she knows will see it.
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Oh yeah...forgot to mention...
TWO OF MY FRIENDS ACTUALLY DID THIS TO A CHICK!!!
It worked well cuz it was dark and the flash basically blinded the chick while the friend in the closet ran out of the house and left. The guy doing the chick just brushed it off as a friend playing a prank on HIM (obviously leaving out that he was in on it). LOL...those two were insane..
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Hahaha
Well my friend tape recorded when he was having sex with a girl because a bunch of my friends pooled in and said they would give him 40 bucks if he let out the wookie yell when he was about to go. Nevertheless, he let out the wookie and it could be found on almost every ipod in my high school haha.
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ahaha fucking wookie calls
people did that at my school too.
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give her the biggest fuckin hickies and give her like 10 of them so she cant show her face in public
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the abe lincon.
You shave your pubes and put them in a bag. When she's giving you a bj bust a nut on her face, then throw the pubes in her face. Don't forget to take pics.
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THE ANGRY PIRATE!!!!!! come in her eye and then kick her in the shin so she walks around moaning and limping with her hand on her eye.
or the strawberry shortcake. come on her face and punch her in the nose
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I'd go tucker-max style..you fuck her, hide the clothes and let her walkk home naked..
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Well this is called a RODEO....
what you do is while ur doing the girl from behind you pull out and put it in her ass (and yell RODEO) now your freinds who have been hiding in the closet come out and throw shit on her until you cant stay in anymore... the longer you stay in the better the rodeo'r u are! good luck!
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bahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah one of the funiest things ive ever heard
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i just say. get her realy realy realy realy horny. then take her clothes and run, make sure theres nothing around for her to cover herself up with, then make sure many people see her naked.
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the phantom fucker- ur doing her up that ass out of a windo and then u quickly switch with a friend with out her notecing and then u walk out side and wave to her through the windeo!!! (but u think that could be rape)
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just bang her then pretend your goin to sleep and when shes asleep shit on her alarm clock and set it for like 3 in the morning then leave and when it goes off she gets your poo on her hand or
give her the alamo: get a bj on top of the stairs and right after you bust yell "remember the alamo" and push her down the stairs
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so shes looking out a windo
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i laughed.
REMEMBER THE ALAMO
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the wayne gretzky:
Do her from behind, then jizz on her back. When she turns around to look at you, have Wayne Gretzky jump out of the closet and hit her in the face with a hockey stick
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oh my lord. thats hilarous
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