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Comedians today suck

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golf
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todays comedians comming out are so bad. All their material is exactly the same, maiking fun of different races mostly people who live in the middle east, blacks, and mexicans. I'm so sick of carlos mencia's show repeating stupid joke about different races. If you have noticed on comedy central that is all they show. It's getting old, when chapelle (sp?) does it he mixes it in with jokes about rick james, gta, and mac cmmercials. I wish comedians were still like jerry sienfeld, he could take the most random topic and go on and on about it with out making you lose interest and keep u laughing the whole time. One camedian that doesnt do many race jokes is dane cook but everyone knows he sucks balls. the way he walks around stage and hyper and shit pisses me off. In a way it seems like he is a wanna-be jerry sienfeld with his jokes but the way he says it and his expressions ruin it.

the end sorry for the long read
Dec 10 2006 7:28PM
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Elijah.
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Actually, there are a ton of good young stand ups that are hillarious. You just watch comedy central only....
Dec 10 2006 7:31PM
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AltaWest2
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ya Carlos Mencia's show is awful.
Dec 10 2006 7:34PM
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golf
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There arent many other channels to watch comedy on the only other commedy show i watch is last comic standing. some of them are pretty good like that fat guy i forgot his name. the host of the show is terrible though he's never made me laugh...ever
Dec 10 2006 7:35PM
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golf
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i remembered the fat guys name its ralphy may
Dec 10 2006 7:37PM
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Elijah.
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Watch shit online or go to a real show.
Dec 10 2006 7:38PM
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leckett1
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pablo franscico...fuckin hilarious
Dec 10 2006 7:40PM
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Mod
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Yeah I hate mind of mencia and most of their stand-up shows aren't too good either. I do like chappelles show and South Park is enough comedy for me
Dec 10 2006 7:41PM
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golf
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I live near syracuse, ny and the only cemdian thats comming is carlos mencia lol
Dec 10 2006 7:46PM
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Von
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demetri martin, zach gilifanakis, brian pohsan (sic), david cross, sarah silverman, jim gaffigan, mitch headberg (rip) all fucking genious comedians.
Dec 10 2006 7:48PM
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hugeairkid
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Mitch Hedgberg was amazing..too bad he died. Go back to come of the classic; George Carlin and Richard Pyror. Carlin is an absolute genious when it comes to comedy and word play. He can run with words and makes just the right emphasis to give you solid impressions. Easily my favorite comedian.
Dec 10 2006 7:53PM
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J.Bass
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yes. there was a thread about him a little while ago, i highly suggest watching the video.

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/259737/
Dec 10 2006 8:10PM
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JazzyJ
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dimitri martin is great
Dec 10 2006 8:17PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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brian reagen is new and funny so is jim gaffigan
Dec 10 2006 8:37PM
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cobble_hills
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Carlin is awesome, some pretty sick humour, but still very informative.
Dec 10 2006 8:38PM
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Schoening
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Mitch Headburg is the shit
Dec 10 2006 8:39PM
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HombreDeHuevos
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as soon as i saw this thread i thought of pablo

i doubt ive ever laughed at a comedian more than him...soo damn funny
Dec 10 2006 8:48PM
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d.spong
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Dec 10 2006 8:50PM
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philipc
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the comedian bob marley from maine is good.....
Dec 10 2006 8:50PM
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SkiMN
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If you get lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. "I was lost, but now I live here, I have severely improved my predicament"
Dec 10 2006 8:53PM
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SlickRick.
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o hell yea. he has the most classic one liners anywould could ever think of. and listening to him when your high is the best.
"this guy askd me if i wanted a frozen bananna and i said "no... but i would like a regular banana later, so ... yea"

Dec 10 2006 8:56PM
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kabozo101
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i think dane cook is fucking hilarious
Dec 10 2006 9:10PM
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liukangkid
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evereyone knows carlos mencia sucks and cant say anything but a race joke or du du du but dane cook is hilariouse
Dec 10 2006 11:14PM
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SharfSchutze
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Brian Reagen is the shit.

"I bought two boxen of doughnuts."
Dec 10 2006 11:19PM
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Aenigma
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It's all been downhill since Mitch Hedberg died, he was the man. 
Dec 10 2006 11:24PM
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pales
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stephen lynch??
Dec 10 2006 11:46PM
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wh@t
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Demetri martin, Lewis Black, Ron White(only bcct i like, fuk the cable guy) Mitch Hedburg and Daniel Tosh. prime rulas.
Dec 10 2006 11:49PM
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InfernoHits
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check out JIM NORTON. his website is www.eatabullet.com. Hes awesome he is on the Opie and Anthony show and is fucking hilarious
Dec 11 2006 1:50AM
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jimmychung
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not all of them are bad, but i agree with you about the racial jokes. so many comedians base their comedy completely like that (CARLOS MENCIA). i saw his stand up on comedy central years ago and thought it was ok. then he got a show and did the same jokes over and over again, and he's just not funny. end of story, shouldn't be famous.
Dec 11 2006 1:53AM
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Pman13a
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look up jim gaffagan or kevin james on yotube
Dec 11 2006 2:10AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Yeah, whats wrong with Dane Cook?
Dec 11 2006 4:07AM
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OAK_TREE
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jim gaffigan is the man. haven't heard or seen kevin james too much but he is pretty funny.
Dec 11 2006 6:13AM
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Hannah.
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i like dane cook i think he's good
Dec 11 2006 9:30AM
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Mod
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I think Dane Cook sucks, just my opinoin.
Dec 11 2006 9:38AM
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