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Whats the best remedy for chapped lips

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kingsskier
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Whats the best chapstick or other product for chapped/dry lips?
Dec 7 2006 2:59PM
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Taydawg197
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Lip Medex in the small blue tin. WOW
Dec 7 2006 3:01PM
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Thomson.
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Cat Crap!
Dec 7 2006 3:02PM
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JayDC7
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aquaphor
Dec 7 2006 3:06PM
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snarky
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some kinda chap stick, blistex normally works well for me, then drink a lot of water, the better hydrated you are the quicker they heal.
Dec 7 2006 3:09PM
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ecsm.
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blistex is good
Dec 7 2006 3:11PM
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USSAracer4life69
Posts: 168 - Karma: 9
Semen, only asian semen
Dec 7 2006 3:14PM
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hvgap
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Ethiopian breast milk
Dec 7 2006 3:17PM
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kingsskier
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I want to be a triangle someday!
Dec 7 2006 3:19PM
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pat_0101
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If your lips are super bad, vaseline works wonders! No joke!
Dec 7 2006 3:22PM
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A@ron
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get Berts bees it is the best chap stick you will ever have
Dec 7 2006 4:51PM
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Dilla
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hydrate yourself and snag some chapstick, no matter what brand...burt's bees is good.
Dec 7 2006 4:52PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
BURTS BEESWAX.


Take it from me and my name. Its the best and tastes good.
Dec 7 2006 4:58PM
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chickenwang
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chapstick is like 99% vaseline
Dec 7 2006 4:59PM
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Pigletpen
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DUCKBUTTER IS THE BEST
Dec 7 2006 5:03PM
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t_rob
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i'd go with the cherry bomb flavored llip schit
Dec 7 2006 5:06PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
patroleum jelly!
Dec 7 2006 6:00PM
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chrismoJBEATS
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bleach or some toxic chemical
Dec 7 2006 6:02PM
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hollygrove
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You're really hyping this Berts' stuff up.
DO elaborate...
Dec 7 2006 6:06PM
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MadSteezin
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Your that one D-bag tht got shitted on by hella newschoolers in a thread a while back...
Dec 7 2006 6:19PM
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skiWASHDC
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Rock a bandana?
Dec 7 2006 6:27PM
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Albino
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didnt even have to open this thread to know there would be piss funny sarcastic answers. gold

incidently, the answer is liquid stem cells. hard to come by though.
Dec 7 2006 6:57PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
just lick um that always works well
Dec 7 2006 7:02PM
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t-man152
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heres a serious thing that I learned from some guide having to do with survival.

if your lips are chapped and you dont have cahp-stick or anything of the sort rub the side of your nose (where the nose meets your face near the bottom) and rub that on your lips. you usually have alot of oil residue from your skin that gets stuck there and it works really well.

of course thats only when you dont have chapstick or anything because most of these products have sun block and vitamin E and other great stuff that well find out in a couple years are cancer causing
Dec 7 2006 7:17PM
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canadianskier
Posts: 601 - Karma: 184
bag balm my friend works like a charm
Dec 7 2006 7:22PM
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FigmentFilmski
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blistex berry blast, so tasty and so helpful
Dec 7 2006 7:24PM
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bzhubb07
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get carmex it will b gone in like a day..stuffs da sheeet
Dec 7 2006 7:24PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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Blistex (stick) when riding, Vaseline when sleeping, Blistex Ointment for everything else. Chapstick sucks asssssss.
Dec 7 2006 7:26PM
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tannerfan
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Lip Smackers! the bubble gum flavor!
Dec 7 2006 7:31PM
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max.
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thats all you need




Dec 7 2006 7:31PM
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RoLLLinDeep
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Honestly just dab your lips with tobasco sauce....it works like you would never believe even on the chapest lips
Dec 7 2006 7:34PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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poo
Dec 7 2006 7:34PM
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cracko
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blistex
the red and white tube, not the chapstick kind. ive used it for years it works wonders.
Dec 7 2006 8:15PM
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CoachG
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def pussy but not the loose kind
Dec 7 2006 8:17PM
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bobs
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there is this vasaline/ chapstick thing that comes in a small tube like a minature sun screen thing.  Its a gel like  not a normal lip one but it works wonders.  Saved my lips goin through acne med crap.
Dec 7 2006 8:25PM
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Treestman
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Aveno.
Dec 7 2006 8:26PM
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psychkub
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I can vouch for the carmex, that stuff works wonders!
Dec 7 2006 8:27PM
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james44
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ky lube
Dec 7 2006 8:31PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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^ the warming kind
Dec 7 2006 8:32PM
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lucyford
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Carmex for reals.

theres also this stuff called Zim's Crack Cream (no lie) that works wonders if your lips are fucked up beyond repair.
Dec 7 2006 9:04PM
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poofartpee
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the free stuff u get at the hill when theres demos and stuff
Dec 7 2006 9:12PM
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jacqui-la-fripui
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pot!
Dec 7 2006 9:21PM
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kingsskier
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I like your remedy the best but it seems to not work still... But I have heard this burts bees wax is the shit I think Ill try that stuff....And damn there are like 219382191832 replies I was expecting to get like "stop sucking so much dick" snd shit like that. Thanks for the serious comments
Dec 8 2006 9:22AM
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BkCountrySkrMO2
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lick them
Dec 8 2006 11:34AM
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Geonerd
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You knew it all the time didn't ya???
Stop sucking so much dick !!!!
Dec 8 2006 1:38PM
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Prorider2themax
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wurd man do this
Dec 8 2006 1:42PM
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gregor
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Salt
Dec 8 2006 1:49PM
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