if you don't find this horrifyingly sad and histerical at the same time, well, you must be from the south
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=2684890
click on the link to see the video ITS FUCKING PRICELESS WHEN HE SPANKS HER
long story short, a guy calls restuarant chains posing as a police officer, saying an employee there was caught shoplifting and that the management should follow certain "procedures" to deal with the person, OMG THIS GUY IS FUCKING BRILLIANT to find someone to actually go through with this