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ductapeboy
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k so.... I was taking a shit the other day - and I have gotten too lazy to close the door lately... so my gf is standing there... and she looks in the door and I'm wiping my ass... and she is like - what the hell are you doing? and I'm like - I'm wiping my ass.... and she is like - why are you still sitting down. and I was like - cuz thats how you wipe your ass. and so she was like - I wipe my ass standing up. and I was like - you what? so yea I was wondering who the freak was. me - the sitter, or my girlfriend - the stander?


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May 25 2003 12:07AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
fuck wiping!!!!!


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Oct 6 2003 4:03PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
Everytime I take a shit I think about this and I still can't comprehend how you sitters pull it off

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Mar 13 2005 5:53PM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
its all about the lean. but standing up??? what the..
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Mar 13 2005 6:01PM
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deffinatly the lean, wouldn't standing be more difficult?
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Mar 13 2005 6:19PM
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EastcoastAR5
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haha weird i didnt know people stood up


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Mar 13 2005 6:28PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
pffff standing is the way to go

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Mar 13 2005 7:02PM
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Knox
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
i sit down. standing up?!?!?!?
Mar 13 2005 7:10PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
I stand up sometimes, because sometimes I get scared that I'll dip my hand into the toilet water
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Mar 13 2005 7:16PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
i stand but i think im going to try the lean based on all the positive feedback.
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Mar 13 2005 7:19PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
sit and lean for sure. how do you wipe standing? wouldt your but cheeks be pressed together if you were standig up?
Mar 13 2005 7:29PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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you can get crabs from using public toilets....ew
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Mar 13 2005 7:34PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
the lean is where its at


pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

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or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
Mar 13 2005 7:34PM
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-daniel-
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10
I used to be a stander but then one day i tried the sit and lean and ive never looked back
Mar 13 2005 10:50PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
when u stand u would squish the poopy between ur buttcheeks....ewww. it would be like those playdoh presses
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Mar 13 2005 11:00PM
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nsnski240
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yes, yea it is


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Mar 14 2005 1:21AM
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crm
Posts: 286 - Karma: 10
Lat and Mikee both are standers along with me so I'm pretty sure that standing is way cooler.

Mar 14 2005 1:48AM
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Freestyla_01
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Standing is just dumb.

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Mar 14 2005 2:05AM
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CorkWormTurn
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http://www.poopreport.com/Techniques/Content/Wiping/wiping.html

and for the record, i use the three shells

Mar 14 2005 3:09AM
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Ghst
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standing is where it's at

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Mar 14 2005 3:15AM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
standing up?? wtf?

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Mar 14 2005 12:34PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I stand what I pee


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You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

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Mar 14 2005 12:36PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
ah ha ha ha

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Mar 14 2005 12:56PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
wow.... why did this come back? te he.

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Mar 15 2005 10:25PM
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Sknsnw9
Posts: 957 - Karma: 10
standing??? wtf ur buttcheecks will be pressed together and get muchy and brown dirty ugly and smelling, lean is the way to go it gets clean


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Mar 16 2005 4:00AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
deffinatly standing up, sitting down? what the hell?






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Mar 16 2005 7:06AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
2 years later...

sitting...


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Mar 16 2005 8:27AM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
standing and sitting, it depends


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Mar 16 2005 10:20AM
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FASTPACE
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
standing up im not sticken my hand in the tolite to wipe my ass

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Mar 16 2005 10:55AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
100% standing

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Mar 16 2005 3:16PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
i've got state of the art auto-wipe technology on my toilet. no wiping needed

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Mar 16 2005 5:29PM
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bump
Sep 4 2011 12:19AM
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eljusto.
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I approve this bump.
Sep 4 2011 12:21AM
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I approve this bump.
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