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Any funny ways any of you have gotten fired from work?
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have any of you gotten fired in a funny way, or any way worth telling? i think im gonna quit/get fired from my current job (i work at a bagel shop) so i can do winter track. ive been working around a month. any ideas?
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these guys worked at an ice rink and they stole the zamboni (spelling?) and drove it threw a wendies drive through
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i workede at a restaurant with my buddy and he got fired for coming in high, then not working.... he just sat in the cooler drinking the beer from the bar, and doing whip-its.
the boss lived like 30 minutes away so he got away with it for like an hour before the guy was comin. he just took off right before the guy showed up it was so baller
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my bro used to work at the ponderosa steak house. it was all this team building bullshit and he never liked it. his boss was a dick too. apparently his boss used to just grab shit out of the ovens without mitts and had lost most feeling in his finger tips. he called my bro a pussy for not taking out fries from a commercial oven without oven mitts on hah. its like several hundred degrees! they got in a big argument and argued all the time. my bro just kind of stopped going.
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i got caught smoking a bowl in the bathroom of Finishline cause i locked the keys in there and usually it doesnt smell for long as long as some1 goes in after to let the vent stay on to air it out.. My other manager had to come from a half hour away and he got the first wiff.. Suprisingly i wasnt fired but i cant work at the same time as my friend.. I'm sure if your manager is a dick your done
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my friend just pissed his pants because he hated the job and thought he should "go out in style"
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i think it was pretty obvious that that was a joke
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i work in the deli so i before i left i cut a bunch of slices of pastrami and put them in the file folders in the cabinent. but i didn't get fired. damn.
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My friend worked at a golf course and we sluffed school and took out a couple carts and just rallyed the shit out of them through the woods and off jumps it was so sick. his boss was so pissed it was pretty funny.
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my friend got caught sleeping in the towel room at Canyon Ranch and got fired
my brothers boss told my brother to do something and he was like fuck off cock smack, didnt take too long for the boss to fire him
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would that happen to be the one in stroudsburg pa?
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i worked at a summer rec camp and i was running the like 10 year old group or something that week and 1 kid just started railing this other kid in the face with his little stub of a hand so i ran up and grabbed him and he bit the fuck out of my arm i almost was bleeding and so i threw him on the ground and held him there until he quit freakign out and then i brought him inside and he told my boss i had choke slamed him into the ground like the undertaker does and then white washed his face in the mud untill he couldn't breathe. i got fired but i was laughing the whole time he was tellign his side of the story becasue it was so outragious i kinda just walked out.
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When I worked at Mickey Ds I used to turn up in the morning really drunk from the nite before (usually 3 out of 5 weekdays).
One day I rocked up drunk for the morning shift (starts at 6am), I hadnt slept and I was still slurring my words and stumbling. My friends who Id been out with the nite before turned up and they were just as drunk and just as sleep deprived.
So when they offered me the opportunity to shotgun a beer in the McDonalds dining room, well, hot damn i took that opportunity and consequently lost my job.
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I almost got fired for smoking a j. and i also almost got fired for giving my manager a wet willy. he really hates people touching his ears.
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what are the chances you wouldnt get criminal charges for stealing?
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I worked for farmboy and they randomly choose to punk me out one day. They claim that I didnt show up to work for a specific day like a month or so back, and refused to pay me. Unfortunatly for them that specific date they choose to claim that "I didnt show up to work" was a very rememorable day for me, seeing that my grandpa died that day. I remembered hearing all about it when I got home from work that night. So I pretty much remembered everything I did that day and who I worked with that day. I told my supervisor who I worked with and everything for proof yet they still refused to acknowledge anything.. So I said "look how am I supposed to trust you guys now? you could do this to me again any other random day or even not pay me for my days work today? I better get my money from that day or else you'll be hearing from Human Resources, and I quit this shitty job" then he was like GOOD BECAUSE UR FIRED!
most retarded job ever.
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i used to wash dishes at this restaurant and i just dident show up for like a week without telling anyone........then i came into to get my paycheck figuring i was fired and i saw my boss and she was still expecting me to come in and work....it was funny
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