Replying to Funny stealing stories

Aight i just want this thread to be peoples funny stories or ultimate snags in their stealing history. i dont want no mumbo jumbo stealing is wrong and your gonna get caught etc. theres shit about weed and underage drinking on this site so who cares.

I'll start. Probably my best/funniest snatch was at school. My buddies bet that i couldnt get a piece of pizza in the lunch line. i go up, grab a slice of pizza and put it on a plate. then i grab a milk which is like 20 cents, and then place the pizza on the ground. as im going threw the line, i kick the pizza along finally untill i get to the cash register lady. i pay 20c for the milk, pretend to tie my shoe, pick up the pizza and walk away casually comming back to a table full of kids in astonishment and laughter. =D and i've gotten about $700 worth of goggles from the mall.