Replying to Halloween paty stories.
So this is how it went down. I spent all day saturday at costco with my mom, and she dropped almost 400 dollars on food for me, (I'm at college and need money/food desperatly) And anyway we go to this dorm party. We walk in, full DJ setup, this white kid is mixing like no other, bitches dressed like skanks just dancing in this drm room commons thing. So we go outside take some shots of JD, and then later we got into the beer. I walk back in, and start dancing some more. Mind you I have on a 2xl tall tee, my 2xl bonfire pants, and a tall tee camo thermal, and tonf of bandanas and a black new era hat. After a while of doing this, i end up puking somewhere between the dance and outside, so we left. We went and hit up my house, got bored, smoked a fresh sack between a couple people (don't remember exactly). We go BACK o the dorm, and end up dancing again, and by now I'm fucked. This girl wearing a referee outfit, and like literlally 2 inches of shorts. Her ass hung out by like 6 inches, and we started dancing and she's grindin on me and shit, and then boom lights turn on, and there is 2 RA's standing outside the door. I was obviously SMASHED and just ran out the door, they chased after me, i fel down some stairs, got up and ran to freedom. I woke up this morning with puke all over my shoes, and i felt like the nasiest, grimiest person ever. Overall it was ain interesting night for a guy who never really drinks, but smokes everyday.
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