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I got raped by a fat chick
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sunday night i went to chill with these 2 girls and some friends , we blaze a lot and drink and around 3am they all have to go and im left there sorta passed out on the couch. This girl who was staying upstairs i guess comes down and got on the couch i was like no i have a girlfriend and shes really hot sorry but then i got really dizzy and the next thing i remeber shes undoing my pants, I rember trying to pull away but she weighed at least 5x as much as me like no fucking joke this girl could of broke records and i was crushed and trapped so she starts giving me head for like 2 hours while im there passed out . She was doing all this crazy shit like the whole stereotype about fat bitches being insane at head is true cause thats their life purpose i guess. I dont really rember any of it too well but im gona keep it that way. I took a couple lunestas that night which kind of whipes your memory but all i have to say is NS will be the only ones i tell cause i need to get this out of my head
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im fuckin tellin everyone.
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Haha, whatever! You weren't under the influence of anything!
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hahaha damn that sucks...same thing kinda happened to me too bro, just be glad it happened drunk...
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HAHAHA JEEEEA ADANK! FAT BITCHES NEED LOVIN' TOO!
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hahahaha press charges.
seriously.
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i drank a whole poland of grey goose and smoked 5 bowls...
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....or so you claim. I think you just realized fat chicks need lovin' too.
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dude, that blows. literally
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fat chicks need loven too.........................but they gota pay
......or they gota find a drunk and high member of NS
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fat chickes need lovin' too, they just gotta pay
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same shit happened to me once too...its fuckin miserable but pretty funny when you look back on
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it's like a boot i think.
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poland springs bottle? aka water bottle
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Well find it on break.com soon
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more cushin' for the pushin'
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you could absolutely press charges and that would be hillarious.
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thats true it did feel pretty rewarding whenshe got a moulth full haha i mean head is head... its not like i kissed her or even touched her . i feel a little better now getting this off my shoulders
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would i get compensated with money?
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you would have a hard tmie proving it, considering you dont rememer it or anything. get her to admit it on video or something
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damn, do you know this girl outside of this party? cuz it would be hella weird to see her after this
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not really i see her walkingaround once in a while
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you see.. fat chicks are like mopeds. they are fun to ride but you dotn want your friends to find out. :)
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DID U SEE BEERFEST? ha-ha
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Press charges. Head is head. Having a guy press charges against a chick for having sex with him solely because she's fat is priceless.
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hahah thats funny but i dono why youre complaining, fat chicks are great at giving head. you should have done something ridiculous though, like blowing it in your hand then throwing it in her face and yelling yahtzee! or just a good old shot in the face
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Yahtzee!? Hahaha, what the fuck man?
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ahaha its true.. ill bet he faked passing otu
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i think i see a tshirt company
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Seriously take her ass to court and sue her for emotional damages. That bitch needs to learn. But that's funny shit either way.
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another new icon? anyways wow thats pretty suckish.
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if you blew your load, that doesnt really mean that you got raped. if you didnt wanna go with it, you wouldnt have blown your load
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who doesnt get head from fat chicks once in a while
but i guess you dont care since you have a gf
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you were raped!!!
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im sure you could sue that bitch for some mad cash
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Get her drunk and passed out and rape her back nigga!
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what the hell is wrong with riding mopeds?
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well i know whenever i see someone riding a moped i usuaslly think "tool" especially when there on back and not the ones driving it
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haha thats pretty bunko. but that story might come in handy in the future.
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HAHAHAHA
Dude.... first your shit gets thrown out, then this
hahahaha
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