Replying to Horrible weekend

had a vb trip this weekend, so my gf came over the night before i left and we fucked. so then the next day at vb my genitals got itchy beyond imagination. So my coach takes me to the hospital because its so bad. Apparently im allergic to latex..... so i spend 20 bucks on cream....fucking gay. So i get back today and throw a party, its fucking kickin. Then some 20 year olds show up, but all teh doors are locked so tehy try and break in and shit. so i get 2 bats and grab my joysticks and give them out. Within 1 minute of them showing up my neighbours show up and help me break shit up, but if they werent there me and my friends would be in jail. So once everyone leaves, teh cops show up and ask me a shit load of questions so now im sketchin...theres 2 piles of puke on my floor. And on top of all this my gf thinks shes pregnant and im 15 years old. fuck