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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
alright - how the fuck do chicks put bra's on? I was tryin' it last night and I just couldn't clip it togeather in the back.... do chicks just have freak shoulders and shit? I don't get it.

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May 3 2003 10:34PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
well darryl, when a boy begins to develop into a young man, among other things, there shoulders become broader, this may explain your troubles
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May 3 2003 10:38PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
lol, u actually tried it? Wow, pretty comfy with the sexuality i see :p. Anywayz, u know how there are usually 2 hooks in the back? I do the bottom hook first, then the top hook. Bascally ya just got to try to hook em in. When I first started out, i twisted the whole thing around, did the first hook in front, then twisted in back around and did the other hook...eventually u get the hang of it....try it more often..and you'll be a pro!
May 3 2003 10:38PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
hmm...i would think youd ask a question about UNDOING a bra on someone else instead of PUTTING it on...whatever rox ur boat..
May 3 2003 10:40PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i tried to do that when i was drunk, maybe i was trying too hard, because i dislocated my shoulder.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
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'Its allready legal'
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May 3 2003 10:42PM
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selfportrait
Posts: 1632 - Karma: 16
that's hilarious.

These things make me mad.
May 3 2003 10:48PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i now have the utmost respect for bra bearing females.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 3 2003 10:50PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
taking them off is pretty easy. Putting them on must be crazy hard if you dislocated your shoulder trying it.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
May 3 2003 10:53PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
wrap ur minds around this one, they have to not only put them on, they have to do it with their boobies in the cups
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May 3 2003 10:55PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
hahahaha
no, they are just little clips. you just unclip it. what's so hard?

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May 3 2003 10:56PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ive put on my gfs bra before,its funny,cuz i got huge pecs from workin out so its looks funny


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 3 2003 11:14PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
How is putting a bra on hard? My friend freaked out cuz he didn't know which clip to put it on after he undid my bra when he was giving me a massage on ski bus cause there were like 3 different 'choices'. Then when I told him to pick one, it took him like 5 minutes to do the hooks. Strange guys...

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May 4 2003 12:18AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Hmm never had the pleasure of trying. Seems like the bringing it in front idea would work swell.

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I can't wait for NS radio!
May 4 2003 12:20AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
bras are easy to do up,you gotta have the magic hands like me


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 12:21AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i bet chicks would have a hard time hiding a boner.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
May 4 2003 12:56AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
where would we get a boner in the first place?

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skihood.com
May 4 2003 12:57AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
yea im really not gettin that one
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May 4 2003 12:58AM
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caylorswift
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^good


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May 4 2003 1:11AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
wait, cuz i'm odd.. i was just thinkin:

If a guy duct tapes his wienis to his thigh or something, and he has a boner...then would the tape just come undone? would it look funny? would it hurt? or would it hold? Cuz I mean, you could totally hide a boner that way, walkin around wearing a load of duct tape...hey! when you were done, you'd get a Free BikiNi WaX too!
May 4 2003 1:58AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
why were you trying to put on a bra last night?
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May 4 2003 2:42AM
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mikee
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I'm sure we're all wondering the same thing ...

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May 4 2003 2:49AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
I really don't see how undoing a bra is hard at all.
It's the easiest thing you'll ever have to do.
May 4 2003 3:41AM
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timol
Posts: 31 - Karma: 51
how big are you?
May 4 2003 5:35AM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
did anyone ever see that episode of The Man Show where Jimmy Kimmel goes around town and bets girls that he can take their bras off in less than ten seconds? he does like 3 of them in ten seconds, it's great.
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May 4 2003 10:01AM
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What_A_Wookie
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wtf huckbuni, haha, why would you tape it

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May 4 2003 10:07AM
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1212j5j5
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u scare me. what else did yhou try out?
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May 4 2003 10:18AM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
',its funny,cuz i got huge pecs from workin out so its looks funny' t...ta.....tooL!

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May 4 2003 10:53AM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
the tape would break

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May 4 2003 3:12PM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
sport the boner! why the hell would you tape that shit down, you got to show it off!
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May 4 2003 4:29PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
No, boners are nasty...especially if ur freak dancing with a guy that u dont know and you feel their boner...yuck

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May 4 2003 5:25PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ok, sometimes, somebody 'rises to the ocasion' when a chik is doin somethin really awesome when we dance. Like rub her ass on me, and make these moaning sounds



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 5:27PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
my gf touched my boner and we werent even going,her eyes got all big but she liked it


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 5:29PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
this was before i dislocated my shoulder...



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 5:29PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
believe it or not gyrating motion to the crotch is what is supposed to cause a boner, so getting agry when you freak dance with some guy and there is alot of contact cause he got a boner is just plain stupid. unless they have massive 'cock control' like me. which many people do not, and it is really just the ability to gut off blood flow. so stop whinning
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me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

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May 4 2003 5:30PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im hard right now


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May 4 2003 5:32PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
it's just nasty sometimes, I'm not whining about it cause I know guys can't stop it.

-Sara

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skihood.com
May 4 2003 5:32PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
you dont like penis shortskichick?


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 5:33PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
what would you consider a boner, just growth, or hard as lead, pointy as a sword.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 5:33PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I'm talking about people I dun know at dances.

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skihood.com
May 4 2003 5:34PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i call mine a purple headed yogurt slinger



'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 5:34PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
well you could take it as a compliment, that u turn a lotta guys on.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 5:35PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner,


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 5:35PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
same thing happenned to me at 'the blue oyster', funny there was only men, and masculine women.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 5:36PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i met a tall blonde busty lady named Jim,


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 5:37PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
believe it or not gyrating motion to the crotch is what is supposed to cause a boner, so getting agry when you freak dance with some guy and there is alot of contact cause he got a boner is just plain stupid. unless they have massive 'cock control' like me. which many people do not, and it is really just the ability to gut off blood flow. so stop whinning
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 4 2003 5:41PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i call mine the tank
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Lord of the Macaroni
May 4 2003 5:42PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
You just said that, no need to say it again. and I do believe I explained myself.

-Sara

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skihood.com
May 4 2003 5:43PM
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lineskier10
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you just posted that like 10 posts up, fag
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May 4 2003 5:46PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
What's a boner?
May 4 2003 9:43PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahaahha hilarious


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May 4 2003 9:44PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
a boner is when a man and a woman want to make babies.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
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