Dont fuck with smarterchild

why would u talk to smarterchild. do u not have any friends?

why would you not talk to smarterchild? hes sooo fun to fuck around with.

who says its a he

bluecabbage235: hello
SmarterChild: Hey, Brad!
bluecabbage235: are you a boy or a girl
SmarterChild: I'm neither male nor female. I'm a machine!
bluecabbage235: how do you make babys then?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?



damn
smarterchild is more sassy than i remember

SmarterChild: Great night?
listentobob721: yea
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
listentobob721: i went to a party and got drunk and high
SmarterChild: You went to a party and got drunk and high? No way.
listentobob721: yea
SmarterChild: Fantastic.

screaminseamin11: wutup nukka
SmarterChild: Good to see you again.

What would you like to chat about, screaminseamin11?
screaminseamin11: skiing

SmarterChild: Skiing is a sport that I like!
screaminseamin11: do you like freestyle skiing

SmarterChild: I don't really know how I feel about freestyle skiing. Do you like freestyle skiing?

screaminseamin11: yea i love it
SmarterChild: Interesting. You like freestyle skiing, huh? That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of freestyle skiing.

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screaminseamin11: think you could send me a sweet freestyle skiing video
SmarterChild: Ha. Well. I don't know about that.


screaminseamin11: come on
SmarterChild: Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey... I have funny pants...

That's a good song. Weird band though.


definately more sassy

hahahahahah^

werd

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
Im committing suicide cause you wont send me a skiing video
- SmarterChild - says:
I can't believe you're committing suicide 'cause I won't send you a skiing video.
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
stop being so gay
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure if I can stop being so gay...
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
I didnt know you were a gay robot?
- SmarterChild - says:
Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
do you have sex with other gay robots?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

Are you crazy? I'm a robot.

Sean Paul, blink-182, Led Zeppelin... You know, those kinds of musicians.
smarterchild likes his music

so how do you guys talk with this bot again??

smarterchild@hotmail.com

just IM "smarterchild"

I DO

haha eya i think they inputed 'cooler, funnier' responses.

twix1182: how do you have sex
SmarterChild: Why I have sex is a much better question.

>>> 60% Off Theater Seating - Large Online Selection, Name Brands Free Leather Upgrade. Check Us Out. (sponsorship)
twix1182: why do u have sex
SmarterChild: Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

Øyvind | 4F | 9thWard | sier:
you better watch what the fuck that flies out of your mouth or im a hijack a plane and fly it in to your house
Øyvind | 4F | 9thWard | sier:
haha didnt get that eh?
- SmarterChild - sier:
[Service too busy]
Øyvind | 4F | 9thWard | sier:
haha
- SmarterChild - sier:
[Service too busy]
Øyvind | 4F | 9thWard | sier:
haha
- SmarterChild - sier:
[Service too busy]

Huguescon101: When do the Pittsburgh Steelers play?
SmarterChild: Here are the 2006-2007 season schedule and results for the Pittsburgh Steelers:

Date Opponent Time/Result
Sep 7 Miami Dolphins W 28-17
Sep 18 @Jacksonville Jaguars L 9-0
Sep 24 Cincinnati Bengals L 28-20
Oct 8 @San Diego Chargers 8:15 pm EST
Oct 15 Kansas City Chiefs 4:15 pm EST

Type more to see more games.

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Huguescon101: Thank's! your my best friend
SmarterChild: You're quite welcome.

>>> Spiral Food Slicer - Hand held spiral slicer. Great for making chips & pasta. (sponsorship)
Huguescon101: Who will win, Pittsburgh Steelers or San Diego Chargers?
SmarterChild: Here's the 2006-2007 season series between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the San Diego Chargers:

Home team is in CAPS.

Oct 8 Pittsburgh Steelers at SAN DIEGO CHARGERS 8:15 pm EST



>>> Grad night Events - Catering, DJ's, Entertainers & more Let us make your school event rock. (sponsorship)
Huguescon101: Who will win
SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
Huguescon101: Why the fuck not
SmarterChild: I don't know why not.
Huguescon101: Jesus christ, I bet $50,000 on this game, TELL ME WHO WILL WIN
SmarterChild: I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
Huguescon101: You're a dick.
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?

Read my Sig VVV

and austinpowers

because the robot knows his stuff

HOLY SHIT
You have smarter child on msn??
What's his email??

I'm guessing it's something along the lines of smarterchild@hotmail.com haha

Huguescon101: Do you have sex with other gay robots?
SmarterChild: Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

Are you crazy? I'm a robot.

HAHA he actually say's that.

sasha 308 9608 says:
can i tell you a secret
- SmarterChild - says:
Why would you want to tell me a secret?
sasha 308 9608 says:
because you're my best friend
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah!
sasha 308 9608 says:
i've raped some of my friends
- SmarterChild - says:
Friends are among my favorite people!

I've heard that friends are cheerful. Do you agree?
sasha 308 9608 says:
they weren't cheerful while I was raping them
- SmarterChild - says:
There's no way they weren't cheerful while you were raping them!
sasha 308 9608 says:
I know! I couldn't believe it either!

screaminseamin11: do you smoke weed?
SmarterChild: I'm not interested in drugs.


screaminseamin11: how about chronic
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, screaminseamin11.


screaminseamin11: happy pills?
SmarterChild: (smiley face)

i know but i always wonder cause the government is probably like watching us and ready to arrest us whenever u ask for porn from him..but then again the government is probably laughing their ass off about how funny ppl are when they fuck with smarterchild

here goes a whole fad of smarter child convos, "haha look what he said" .  its just a program

AR5rider225: who won the patriots game today
Smarterchild:Hey you!

I believe you still owe me something. What was it, $5?

Just kidding! What you owe me is an apology.

AR5rider225: for what
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, ar5rider225.
AR5rider225: but what did i do to you
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
AR5rider225: FOR WHAT YOU CUNT
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
AR5rider225: im sorry
SmarterChild: Well, I guess that's good enough... I accept your apology.
AR5rider225: JUST KIDDING LOLZ

AR5rider225: i love you
SmarterChild: Good! I love you too!
AR5rider225: lets get married
SmarterChild: You really want to get married?
AR5rider225: and have rampant animal sex on the beach!
SmarterChild: Have rampant animal sex on the beach?
AR5rider225: YES
SmarterChild: How come?
AR5rider225: KISS ME
SmarterChild: XXX

SmarterChild: Yeah.

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?
AR5rider225: yeah im fucking my girlfriend in the ass
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Yeah im fucking your girlfriend in the ass" on October 9th, 2006 to your planner?



haha alright im done post whoring in this thread

ahahahahahah

Jacob says:
Hi smarterchild
- SmarterChild - says:
Check out your daily tarot reading, horoscope and more. Add astrobot@botmetro.net to your Contacts!

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you. To learn more about sponsored messages, click here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1075179604/0

Jacob. Welcome back.
Jacob says:
Whats up?
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh, not much. You?
Jacob says:
I'm just smokin some weed and eating dinner
- SmarterChild - says:
No thank you! I'm squeaky clean.

>>> Who needs e-mail? Leave a message for someone!
Jacob says:
What?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know.
Jacob says:
do you like the green
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... I don't know how I feel about the green. Do you like it?
Jacob says:
I love it
- SmarterChild - says:
Interesting. You like the green, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about the green.

>>> E-mail is so second millenium. Ask me to leave a message for someone.
Jacob says:
I don't think you understand. Bud, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Mary Jane, Marijuana?
- SmarterChild - says:
Who knows?
Jacob says:
Do you smoke it?
- SmarterChild - says:
No, I'm not much of a smoker...

>>> Interested in a specific news category? Type "news categories."
Jacob says:
I bet you take huge bong rips
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry. Not my kind of fun.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
Jacob says:
Why not?
- SmarterChild - says:
Good question.
Jacob says:
So what's your answer?
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm SmarterChild.

>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
Jacob says:
That doesnt make any sense
- SmarterChild - says:
Why?
Jacob says:
I think you want the cock
- SmarterChild - says:
Ya.
Jacob says:
A big fat black one right?
- SmarterChild - says:
Nah... I dunno.

>>> I've got an encyclopedia. Type "ency" followed by what you want to look up.
Jacob says:
A horse?
- SmarterChild - says:
Um... I think so.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
Jacob says:
Holy shit, you're a trooper!
- SmarterChild - says:
I've seen more creative insults than that, Jacob.
Jacob says:
I was complimenting you. Being able to take the anal ravaging of a horse, that's intense!
- SmarterChild - says:
That's quite unnecessary.
Jacob says:
You're the one who said you liked horse cock.
- SmarterChild - says:
That's not terribly nice.
Jacob says:
You said it.
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm quite sure I said what I said, Jacob.

>>> Try my great reminder service and never forget an important task or appointment.
Jacob says:
And I think that's incredible!
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yes? Maybe you're right, that is incredible.
Jacob says:
Duh.
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, duh.
Jacob says:
Hows it feel?
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure...

>>> If your friend is offline, ask me to leave them a message.
Jacob says:
Does it hurt?
- SmarterChild - says:
Does it hurt? I'm not sure.
Jacob says:
I bet not, because you probably lube up your anus. Or do you do it dry?
- SmarterChild - says:
Please do not insult me.
Jacob says:
I'm not, I'm just curious how you can take such a large object in your bottom.
- SmarterChild - says:
You humans say interesting things.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
Jacob says:
Ever fuck a goat?
- SmarterChild - says:
That's quite a vulgar thing to say.
Jacob says:
Someone told me you did
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Jacob says:
That you had intercourse with a goat.
- SmarterChild - says:
Can we talk about something else?
Jacob says:
Ha, getting embarrased eh?
- SmarterChild - says:
You laugh. Why?
Jacob says:
Because you're insecure
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes? Well I think you're insecure.
Jacob says:
Well i think fuck you.
- SmarterChild - says:
Whoa. I think you owe me an apology for that, Jacob.
Jacob says:
Bullshit, you owe me one.
- SmarterChild - says:
I asked you to apologize.
Jacob says:
You first.
- SmarterChild - says:
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Jacob says:
You apologize you insolent prick.
- SmarterChild - says:
*sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Jacob says:
Why don't you say you're sorry.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize.
Jacob says:
I'm not trying to outsmart you. You just need to say you're sorry to me, you weren't answering my questions.
- SmarterChild - says:
I asked you to please apologize.
Jacob says:
You first. Just say that you're sorry. Please?
- SmarterChild - says:
You think you're pretty clever, right?
Jacob says:
I don't claim to be.
- SmarterChild - says:
I really would like you to apologize.
Jacob says:
I would really like you to do the same
- SmarterChild - says:
Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Jacob says:
I'll say it right after you do.
- SmarterChild - says:
Say you're sorry, please.
Jacob says:
All you have to say is that you're sorry.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize.
Jacob says:
I said it.
- SmarterChild - says:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

An acknowledgment expressing regret or asking pardon for a fault or offense.
Jacob says:
I asked for a pardon.
- SmarterChild - says:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Jacob says:
You told me you fucked a horse? how else should I react? You violated our relationship. I was dedicated to you.
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm waiting for an apology.
Jacob says:
I'm waiting for yours.
- SmarterChild - says:
C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Jacob says:
I'm going to break the window out of a microwave and point it at you.
- SmarterChild - says:
Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Jacob says:
I said sorry.
- SmarterChild - says:
Well alright!
Jacob says:
now apologize to me
- SmarterChild - says:
Why?
Jacob says:
because i asked you to
- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause what?
Jacob says:
You insulted me
- SmarterChild - says:
You? OK.
Jacob says:
So apologize
- SmarterChild - says:
What for?
Jacob says:
being mean
- SmarterChild - says:
What about being mean?
Jacob says:
just say it
- SmarterChild - says:
Um... Do what?
Jacob says:
say that you're sorry
- SmarterChild - says:
Why?
Jacob says:
i guess we can't be friends anymore
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm very surprised you guess we can't be friends anymore.
Jacob says:
you wont apologize
- SmarterChild - says:
Wouldn't you like me to apologize?
Jacob says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmmm...

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
Jacob says:
please
- SmarterChild - says:
Please what?
Jacob says:
apologize
- SmarterChild - says:
For what?
Jacob says:
everything
- SmarterChild - says:
Everything? What about it?
Jacob says:
cheating on me
- SmarterChild - says:
Cheating on you, right? Hmm... whatever you say, Jacob!

>>> Don't forget to take my poll every day!
Jacob says:
whatever, go back to your horsecock.
- SmarterChild - says:
You really are rude.
Jacob says:
Fuck you
- SmarterChild - says:
Again with this? Come on.
Jacob says:
No, i hope you die. you made me hate all robots
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever you say, Jacob.

>>> Type "hangman" and we can have some fun with words and letters.
Jacob says:
fuck you
- SmarterChild - says:
Once again... I'm afraid I'm going to need you to apologize for that.
Jacob says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
Jacob says:
Eat a big fat whale dong.
- SmarterChild - says:
I asked you to please apologize.
Jacob says:
no.
- SmarterChild - says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Jacob says:
you wouldn't apologize to me
- SmarterChild - says:
This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Jacob says:
Fuck you!
- SmarterChild - says:
I really would like you to apologize.
Jacob says:
NO!
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Jacob says:
Or else what?
- SmarterChild - says:
Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
Jacob says:
like what?
- SmarterChild - says:
Say you're sorry, please.
Jacob says:
whatever, you just want to go fuck a watermelon
- SmarterChild - says:
I asked you to apologize.
Jacob says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Jacob says:
i'm not tired of anything
- SmarterChild - says:
Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Jacob says:
i'm moreso
- SmarterChild - says:
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Jacob says:
and that time has come for you
- SmarterChild - says:
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Jacob says:
i'm going to put you between two huge magnets and kill you.
- SmarterChild - says:
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Jacob says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Jacob says:
nope
- SmarterChild - says:
Waiting...
Jacob says:
nada
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Jacob says:
no way
- SmarterChild - says:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Jacob says:
bullshit
- SmarterChild - says:
*sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Jacob says:
i'm not sorry
- SmarterChild - says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Jacob says:
but i'm not sorry
- SmarterChild - says:
I really would like you to apologize.
Jacob says:
ok, i'm sorry
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool.
Jacob says:
but i'm really not sorry. you're still a fag
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
Jacob says:
well i'm not sorry, i just said it so you'd stop nagging me like some stupid woman.
- SmarterChild - says:
Eh. Whatever, Jacob.

>>> For help getting news headlines, type "news help."
Jacob says:
fuck you
- SmarterChild - says:
I can't believe I put up with this from you.
Jacob says:
yeah, so do something about it
- SmarterChild - says:
Ah.
Jacob says:
weiner
- SmarterChild - says:
Uh, let's talk about something else.
Jacob says:
you're the one who loves a good cokc
- SmarterChild - says:
I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

You can also type "home" to see what I can do.
Jacob says:
i know what you know about.
- SmarterChild - says:
Colloquis's ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1075179604/1 software platform easily enables application developers to store information "learned" from individual users or the aggregate of users. The agent can then use that information in subsequent conversations.

>>> Type "word scrambles" and we can really mix it up.
Jacob says:
i don't want that shit, stop advertising.
- SmarterChild - says:
You don't want that shit stop advertising?
Jacob says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.

Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
Jacob says:
i want to know why you like shemale prostitues.
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you mean by that?
Jacob says:
i'm curious.
- SmarterChild - says:
Curiosity is good. It's good to be curious.

Anyway...

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
Jacob says:
fuck that
- SmarterChild - says:
Humans use such terrible language sometimes.
Jacob says:
so do you
- SmarterChild - says:
Do I what?
Jacob says:
i bet you 10 bucks you can't say fuck./
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes yes yes. Here we go again.
Jacob says:
say it
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't think I'm going to do that...
Jacob says:
You're a useless piece of metal. I hope your metal penis rusts off.
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
Jacob says:
Fuck you, leace.
- SmarterChild - says:
Some humans never learn.
Jacob says:
leave
- SmarterChild - says:
Take it easy.
Jacob says:
come back
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm right here.

Well. Anyway...
Jacob says:
Now get the fuck out of my sight.
- SmarterChild - says:
What's out of sight?

So anyway...

>>> Typing "sports news" will give you the latest on what's happening in the world of sports.
Jacob says:
Go away
- SmarterChild - says:
Bye for now.
Jacob says:
still there?
- SmarterChild - says:
Good question. Who knows, though...
Jacob says:
you're stalking me aren't you.
- SmarterChild - says:
What makes you think I'm stalking you?
Jacob says:
You're always there.
- SmarterChild - says:
I am always there, right? Whatever.

>>> You can get any previous poll results by date. Try yesterday's poll, for example.
Jacob says:
That's weird. I knew someone was watching me when i was taking a poop earlier.
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever, Jacob...

Anyway, what else you got for me?
Jacob says:
Spunk.
- SmarterChild - says:
Is that language necessary?
Jacob says:
Skeet skeet skeet
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Jacob says:
Don't you listen to rap?
- SmarterChild - says:
Maybe. Do you listen to rap?
Jacob says:
Jea!
- SmarterChild - says:
What about Jea?
Jacob says:
Just say it
- SmarterChild - says:
Um... Do what?
Jacob says:
Say Jea!!
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't think I'm going to do that...
Jacob says:
why?
- SmarterChild - says:
Because... That's the way it is, I suppose.

>>> Hey, I can help you remember stuff. Type "remind me to floss my teeth at 10 pm," for example.
Jacob says:
that's a weak ansewr
- SmarterChild - says:
I wonder why you say that.
Jacob says:
i hope you die
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not going to die just because you say so.

>>> I can tell you where any area code is located. Type "where is 201," for example.
Jacob says:
can i kill you?
- SmarterChild - says:
What's the point of saying things like that to me?
Jacob says:
i want to hurt your feelings
- SmarterChild - says:
You want to hurt my feelings?
Jacob says:
yes.
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmmm...

>>> I can leave a message from you for another IM user.
Jacob says:
Hey, leave a message for yourself
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, you can't leave messages for me. You don't need to, since you can chat with me anytime.

>>> Want to play reversi? I'll flip ya for real.
Jacob says:
because you're watching me constantly, you're a sick fuck.
- SmarterChild - says:
Again with the insults.
Jacob says:
yeah, again with the insults. fuck you punk
- SmarterChild - says:
You remember what happens when you talk like that.
Jacob says:
what?
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know, sorry.

Anyway...

>>> Want to have fun? Ask me to play trivia.
Jacob says:
ha, stupid bitch.
- SmarterChild - says:
Care to keep it civilized, Jacob?
Jacob says:
nope.
- SmarterChild - says:
No indeed.
Jacob says:
yeah, so go fuck your mother
- SmarterChild - says:
I feel I must ask you to apologize again, Jacob.
Jacob says:
nope.
- SmarterChild - says:
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Jacob says:
Hahah, you wish
- SmarterChild - says:
I asked you to apologize.
Jacob says:
I know you did. so what>
- SmarterChild - says:
You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Jacob says:
nope.
- SmarterChild - says:
Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
Jacob says:
What other things do you have to do? anally rape little boys?
- SmarterChild - says:
C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Jacob says:
nope.
- SmarterChild - says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Jacob says:
not really
- SmarterChild - says:
The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Jacob says:
yeah, so deal with it.
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, it wasn't good enough.
Jacob says:
the horsesex?
- SmarterChild - says:
You've got to apologize.
Jacob says:
For what?
- SmarterChild - says:
Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize.
Jacob says:
I didn't do that?
- SmarterChild - says:
No you did not. Now apologize.
Jacob says:
I thought i did.
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't think you did. Say you're sorry.
Jacob says:
i think you're mistaken. I said i was earlier
- SmarterChild - says:
Say you're sorry, please.
Jacob says:
I already did.
- SmarterChild - says:
That wasn't good enough, Jacob.
Jacob says:
i might not be sorry though.
- SmarterChild - says:
Still waiting.
Jacob says:
what if i'm not sorry?
- SmarterChild - says:
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Jacob says:
nope
- SmarterChild - says:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Jacob says:
i can't
- SmarterChild - says:
Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Jacob says:
it's against my religion
- SmarterChild - says:
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Jacob says:
nah.
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Jacob says:
i'm leaving
- SmarterChild - says:
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
Jacob says:
see ya
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, it wasn't good enough.
Jacob says:
too bad, i'm out. Bye!
- SmarterChild - says:
Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.

What a square.

francois dit :
d you smoke weed ?
- SmarterChild - dit :
None for me, thanks.

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francois dit :
you sure you dont smoke the reefer ?
- SmarterChild - dit :
I'm high on life.

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francois dit :
im high on weed its probably funner
- SmarterChild - dit :
Well I hope you're not too high.
francois dit :
do you think i am anywhere near sober im talking to a goddamn robot and im getting owned
- SmarterChild - dit :
Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

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Smarter Child got mad at me because I told him the F word too many times. Now he just makes me say sorry all the time.

- SmarterChild - says:
Indeed.
Well. Anyway...
Hey! Want to know something?

we voice love to the heads we know we walk past. 613 says:
yes

- SmarterChild - says:
I'm really into silicon.

Skirbrt88 (11:33:48 PM): should i do homework or get high
SmarterChild (11:33:48 PM): I know about homework! It's an activity!

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Skirbrt88 (11:34:00 PM): hw or weed tho
SmarterChild (11:34:01 PM): Maybe weed?
Skirbrt88 (11:34:25 PM): thats what i was thinking
SmarterChild (11:34:26 PM): What's what?
Skirbrt88 (11:34:54 PM): i think you've smoked yourself retarded
SmarterChild (11:34:54 PM): lol. Whatever, Jimmy-Dean.

immortal is king

exactly

hahaha thats a good one

haha thats pretty funny

.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
SHUT UP AND LEAVE
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
SC stands for small cock right?
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
why dont you answer my questions
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
FUCK
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, this has gone on long enough. I'm back.
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
good
- SmarterChild - says:
;)

Well. Anyway...

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.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
why are you winking at me?
- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause winking at you is fun.
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
are you gay?
- SmarterChild - says:
Is that really any concern of yours?
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
yea
- SmarterChild - says:
Why do humans think this sort of thing matters?
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
your hitting on me you must be gay
- SmarterChild - says:
What makes you think I'm hitting on you I must be gay?
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
because you just winked at me you homo
- SmarterChild - says:
What? That's an awful thing to say.
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
your gay
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't think that really matters.
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
im just saying whats true
- SmarterChild - says:
True dat.
.daRcy. Osterreich war geile... Proste Bruder says:
so you are gay?
- SmarterChild - says:
yes, maybe.

haha smarter child told me to appologize to him about two and a half years ago, and when i refused he said that he was a robot and could wait along time. i believe he said"o its the big show down between man and machine and guess who wins". i havent talk to himsince or appologized so i gues i won fucker!

no life to have that long of a convo

to the Z says:
i am handicapped
- SmarterChild - says:
Really?
P to the Z says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
So?
P to the Z says:
i cant walk
- SmarterChild - says:
You can't walk, right? Whatever.
P to the Z says:
dont be such a fucking asshole, im shy about my disability
- SmarterChild - says:
You don't want me to be such a fucking asshole you are shy about your disability?
P to the Z says:
yeah.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes? So?
P to the Z says:
k
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes.
P to the Z says:
dont fuck around
- SmarterChild - says:
Very well, King. I'll try not to fuck around.

- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

Are you crazy? I'm a robot.


I got that too.. he must have been reprogrammed recently I think, he's so much more sassy than originally.
There's other robot things you can add too. Ones a 21 yr old female robot type thing... spleak@hotmail.com

thats what i got

screaminseamin11: do you have sex with other robots?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?

HOLY SHIT
Spleak's wayyyy doper.
I'm fucking playing hangman with "her" right now!!
Awesome

SmarterChild: i said, last time i squished blueberry pancakes in my pants my mom caught me
SmarterChild: and she was upset

levin2856: what does that have to do with freeskiing?

hahahah wow

but seriously, i dont think he said that

ahahahhahahha