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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
i got 2 pugs, a cat, and a turtle named snappy. what do you guys have?



i am just real bored, but yeah
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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
May 1 2003 12:18AM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
none (sob!)
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how did canada get its name? they drew letters out of a hat..
C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
May 1 2003 12:19AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
a trouser snake
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
May 1 2003 12:19AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
A piece of shit and I even have a cage for him. SOmetimes he dies so I just shit him up brand new and then I Give him one of em cocktail umbrella's so taht when I piss on him he can soak it up like rain. He really likes me :)

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
May 1 2003 12:20AM
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BeckaSki
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
I've got an albino siamese fighting fish. He's pretty cool because he's white and transparent. I technically have a slew of other animals, but they live with my parents and I'm not responsible for thier well being anymore.
May 1 2003 12:31AM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
3 birds
-sean
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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

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721st member of NS

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May 1 2003 12:32AM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
1 cat its gay, i want a chocolate lab
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-Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman
May 1 2003 12:32AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
a yellow lab named sweety. a maltese named emma, and a mini australian sheperd named maggie.


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council
The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
800Club Member.
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
May 1 2003 12:38AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
my pugs are named roxie and lucy, and my cat is named thelma. there used to be a louise cat, but it ran away a long time ago

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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
May 1 2003 12:42AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
2 devil fish (they have killed and eaten 4 fish) 1pretty fish...
1 black cat who does wall taps..
1 Horse. whos for sale.. so if u want a horse message me..

im out
May 1 2003 1:44AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i got a golden retriever,and numerous cats cuz the mother is a whore


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 1 2003 10:49AM
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skier_beast
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
a golden retriever
May 1 2003 2:33PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
golden retrievers kick ass


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 1 2003 2:34PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
chocolate lab. its soo stupid. i beat it all the time. dogs suck. i want a cat. benditto, we should trade.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Save Fortress Mountain!!! Ask me how!!
May 1 2003 2:36PM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
I have a kitty (Mittens) and a really fat geinea pig (Pellet-Bernard)
May 1 2003 2:39PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i got kittens


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 1 2003 2:42PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
gad dammit kitty thats my pot pie!!






Abba Zabba, you my only friend
May 1 2003 2:42PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
by the time i graduate high school, im goin to get a bulldog and name it Dozer.

its goin to have a spike collar, and a black bone ID tag.


Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council
The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
800Club Member.
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
May 1 2003 2:44PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
-a cocker spaniel named sami
-and a bengal cat named barney
-some fish
-a chipmunk that is always around my house that we feed, hes not really our pet but close enough.


'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'
-Mitch Hedburg
May 1 2003 3:00PM
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LoveSlave
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
I have a lasso/poodle cross dog, 2 cats, 2 gerbils, 1 guinea pig and a huge turtle...but in the past we've also had birds, hamsters and rabbits.
Official Guinea Pig for the first ever blind leading hand mute grab, switch, unnatural, one hand bra take off with armada shirt on ~ thanks for the memories Harvey!
May 1 2003 3:05PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
i got a american shorthaired cat named cinnamon, who is the coolest cat, and a siamese fighting fich
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
May 1 2003 3:12PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
3 alaskan malamutes, a goldfish and a beta


founding member of the NS Real Ultimate Ninja Crew!!
May 1 2003 3:35PM
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CRACK
Posts: 71 - Karma: 10
i hate cats, i routinly shoot my neighbors with a paintball gun. i had a berense for a week but then he bit and made bleed, my dad and 7 other people, and he was 13 weeks old, he was fucking physco. but im getting another in a month or two.

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beer, helping ugly people have sex for over 100 years.

And making me have sex with ugly people for 3.
May 1 2003 11:25PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
i have 2 bunnies, a duck, a dog, and some rats that live in our garage and throughout our house
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
May 1 2003 11:38PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
i don't understand how people can just shoot animals with shit like that, let alone peoples pets. if someone shot one of my dogs or cat with a paintball gun, i would hunt them down and shoot em with there own gun, repeatedley, over and over, just to see how they like it. faggot
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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
May 1 2003 11:46PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
some animals are like some people - they are stupid and require daily beatings to keep them in line. like our dog. i hate that thing.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Save Fortress Mountain!!! Ask me how!!
May 2 2003 9:38AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah people abusing animals ans shit is gay
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
May 2 2003 10:15AM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
1 dog, 1 not dead cat, many fish.
May 2 2003 10:41AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
youthinasia, your a fag. the reason your animals require daily beatings is because you don't train them and treat them properly. your a faggot. no animal ever attacked you every day and beat you for no reason. he can't defend himself, he doesn't know anybetter. you have to teach him what he did wrong, and what to do
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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
May 2 2003 12:28PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
why dont you cry about it? I beat that dog like it owes me money.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Save Fortress Mountain!!! Ask me how!!
May 2 2003 12:32PM
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k2_kodi
Posts: 727 - Karma: 11
i have a great dane, black lab, a horse, and a ferret!

for chicks who rip-Beater productions
May 2 2003 12:32PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
your such a fag. hahah try and sound tough and cool or whatever cuz you beat your dog, your a faggot. eat shit and die
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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
May 2 2003 12:52PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
dakota- border collie
scratch (named from her mother, who was rossi, rossignol) black and yellow lab mix.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
May 2 2003 1:00PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
oh it can fend for itself. after it hasnt eaten in a week it gets pretty mean. and it knows by now that when I get home and let him out of the broom closet I'm not there to play fetch.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Save Fortress Mountain!!! Ask me how!!
May 2 2003 1:25PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
bay 'georgian bay' my sisters horse, a mix of horses
chessie 'chesapeake bay' my horse, a thourobreed
catherine, 1 of my poodles
Jo anne, catherines puppy, my other dog
ice cream, my twins dog
and WASABI, my familys new puppy and my show dog
B double E double R U N, beerrun,
B double E double R U N, beerrun,
All you need is a ten nad a fiver
The keys to a car and a sober driver,
B double E double R U N, beerrun
May 2 2003 3:41PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
youthinasia thats really low of you man. dogs and cats are defenseless to a cruel human like yourself. I hope you take a money shot to the eye and go blind while your suckin off your mom.
peace,paul


'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'
-Mitch Hedburg
May 2 2003 3:49PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
i got myself a yorkshire terrier, and my sister had a goldfish, but i dumped the whole box of food in its bowl at once and it ate too much...

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
May 2 2003 4:25PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahaha martin has birds,i dont know why i find that funny but i do


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 2 2003 4:31PM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
-Krammer the 'RAD DOG', an Austrailian Blue Heeler
who likes to drink beer and chase cows alot.
-Quincy my bad ass horse who likes long walks on the beach, snow cones, and jumping shit.
-Sunny, a nasty, dirty, sickly cat who looks like that really gross fat dude on star wars and likes to shit and puke on my stuff and needs to be taken for a long walk in the woods.

I really like the first two.




May 2 2003 4:44PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
whatever you pussies. every dog loves a good pummeling.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Save Fortress Mountain!!! Ask me how!!
May 2 2003 5:16PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
dogs ARE the best. I used to have a Bernese Mtn Dog. he died. now we don't have anything. a black lab would be nice at some pt tho.
aw a turtle named snappy....haha so cute

premium quality!!
~marian
May 2 2003 7:41PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I have 4 cats (Buster, Midnight, Quincy, and Kitredge(skittles)) and a chocolate lab named Bailey.

-Sara

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skihood.com
May 2 2003 8:01PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
golden retreiver is what I got. people that beat their dog shouldn't be allowed to have pets.
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How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
May 2 2003 8:04PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
they have laws against animal abuse...like really serious fines and penalties.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 2 2003 8:13PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
sara has a squirrel for a pet


'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'
-Mitch Hedburg
May 2 2003 8:17PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I caught a squirrel in a fish net once when I was camping. I set it loose in my brothers tent and got in a lot of trouble, but no, I don't have a squirrel as a pet.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 2 2003 8:21PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
it woulda been a better story if the squirrel bit your brother.


'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'
-Mitch Hedburg
May 2 2003 9:12PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
a dog; rex; a cat, Magic


jigga say wha??
May 2 2003 9:23PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
my pets r dope


jigga say wha??
May 2 2003 9:23PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
springer spanial named Halsey, he's 15 years old and the best dog on the face of the earth, ever.
a fat cat named Tom. Tom rarely is allowed inside unless its really cold. Its cool because ill be chilling out on the back forty and ill see tom catch a rabbit.
Ive also got tons of fish in a 46 gallon. Soon im gonna set up a 60 and a 20 gallon.


-Dan

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May 2 2003 9:37PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
And you don't feed your animals for a week? holy shit no wonder they hate you and get mean, and then don't listen your a dumbshit. i'll say it again, eat shit and die
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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'
'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'
May 2 2003 9:38PM
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