you randomly get drunk on a thursday afternoon by yourself in the basement...
go on newschoolers,
masterbate to porn,
piss a lot (on that note, a few weeks ago while i was taking a piss while drinking i started thinking about the term "piss drunk" and i realized that the first time you piss after drinking your first drink of the night you are oficially "piss drunk", so in actuality, "piss drunk" really isn't as drunk as all might assume)
go watch cartoons,
go watch skiing/snowboarding videos,
IS IT WINTER YET?
*pop* my head just exploded.
i'm going to go outside and find someone to continue drinking with i think.
good day.
I SAY GOOD DAY!
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