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Fuck SIMS and Ride Boards...
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Who thinks the smear skiing campaigns are gay? All skiers do is suck up to boarders and this is what we get? Though the 'skiing is for short fat kids' stickers by Ride are sweet and i'm trying to get some for my skis...any thoughts?
You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams
See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
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ya those stickers r fuckin sweet
hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
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oooo, wah wah, poor baby...is mr. snowboard company making fun of you? oh, im sooo sorry, here suck on my teet.
''And if you ever wanna get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.
Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
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fuck sucking up to snowboarders. were all equal who gives a shit what those big companies say. Alot of pro snowboarders respect skiing and don't like the ads either, those companies that resort to shit like that become less respected by everyone. let em do it, is it really personally hurting you.
sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.
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yea i talked to marc frank montoya at the x-games, if any of you dont know who he is, he is a pro who rides for sims, but anyways he had nothing but respect for our sport
keep your head screwed on tight
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i love impressing groups of snowboarders. haha, once i did a simple 540 and they were all like, holy shit that was so crazy... it was great.
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
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ALL my friends snowboard we constantly talk shit to each other (joking of course) about how snowboarders ruin snow and how skiers ruin jumps but in reality they are all super stoked to go riding with a skier who (sorta) rips the park and its nice because i don't feel any pressure when we go backcountry since they are all throwing completely different stuff than me. they also push me a lot harder than the kids i skied with growing up, and it probably would have taken me longer to learn to slide a rail if they didnt threaten me with kidney punches when i would puss out.
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skiing is for short fat kids. Thats awesome.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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of course we still all make fun of snowlerbladers
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can I suck on your teets (titties?).
not everyday I get to lick some lucious man titty.
Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
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ill get the skiing is for short fat kids one but white out the fat, cause im kinda skinny
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ya i'm tall and skinny so the sticker doesnt really apply to me... damn
hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel
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