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Stupid things you used to think when you were little
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i used to think that your body stored pee in your balls and if you held on to thme when you had to pee you wouldnt have to pee anymore
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i thought that if you ate a black watermelon seed a watermelon would grow inside of you
i was super careful every time i ate watermelon after that...
haha oh and whenever my mom cut onions she would tell me to leave the kitchen...otherwise the onion man would come and make you cry...
so i would hide under my bed
haha
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i thought boysenberries were poison berries. I could never figure out why my mom kept buying poison berry jam.
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dude same thing. except the teacher who taught us the alphabits name was mr alamano. so think about how confusing that was. i litterally thought my teacher made up the alphabit.
i also used to think blinkers told my mom were to drive.
umm i got so many of these i was a stupid kid.
to have sex you just stuck your dick in the front of a chick. like right into where the hair is. and it somehow just stretched in?
if i was falling in a hot air baloon if i jumped at the last second i would just land perfectly fine
i could pick myself up by the collar (ok, well the night before i had a dream i could do it, and the dream felt real. so the next morning i was trying to pick myself up and i was like, what the hell i was doing this last night!
you didnt pay for credit cards
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I thought that all cars had invisible power cords that linked them to the power lines that were along side the road. Somehow, it never occured to me that they ran on gas; i just thought that they ran on eletricity witht he powerlines.
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actually lats thread was about stupid shit you CRIED about when you were a kid. not thought. this thread is legit
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hahahaha
i used to think that when you went to a restaurant, they would literally make EVERYTHING
so even if you ordered say tomato sause, somehow they would make a tomato then add everything to it, then put it on the pasta you ordered.
i didn't know how they did it..
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i remember in grade one or two, i saw a drawing of a penis scratched into a bathroom stall or something. And ass was written under it. So i thought an ass was a penis.
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i thought there were 100 seconds in a minute and 100 seconds in an hour.
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^u mean and 100 min in an hour?
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I thought doggystyle was anal, and vaginas were called paginas
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that vaginas were on the front of a girl, like nearer to the belly button. and that when you had sex you kinda just stuck it in and waited around.
then i saw porn on showcase
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hahahaha
i believed the whole stork deal, where you just waited for that retarted stork to bring the baby from GOD knows how far away.
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i used to think black people were aliens
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i used to think that too, when somebody would say taking it from behind, or whatever
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same here dude then when i saw porn i was like "WHAT they lick eachothers vaginas and penises! thats hardcore!"
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same and that the street u lived on was your city so i would tell kids im not from london im from saint george and they thought whenever they came over to play they were going into another city
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the reason santa can go around the world in 1 night is cuz of all the time zones.
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Most adults still think that...
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i used to think that there was a 7th level of hell for kids who were bad to their mothers.
thats how my mom kept me so in line all the time
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my buddy until junior year of high school thought that lions and tigers were the same species--that tigers were the female lion. He found out on an AP Bio field trip to the zoo.
Oh yeah, you know how dandelions are yellow flowers and then they turn into the puffy white things that you can blow away? He thought that the yellow flowers and the puffy white things were two different kinds of plants. He found out hte truth for that one Junior year too...
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building forts out of blankets and shit.......screaming while my mom was on the phone and pissing her off.......spying on people......i had a green wagon with a thing attached to the back to carry stuff in and i would always put people in the back and pull them around my house........when my brother was born ( i was two) i got really jealous so i started peeing on the floor to get attention. then my mom would ask me if i peed on the floor and i would say no. so i kept peeing on the floor. then one day i decided to shit on the floor. after that my mom immediatley new it was my shit.
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uhh i used to think i could ride my dog like a horse... boy they dog really hated me
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