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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
yo - who's got a good goggle tan this year? I must say my goggle tan turned out really nice after this season. it's not too bad, so i don't look like a fucking raccoon, but it's good enough to be noticed. I've had a bunch of friends I kind of shuned during the ski season comment on my kick ass tan... than after realizing that i got some funny tan lines they laugh at me... well, the guys do.

chicks love the goggle tan man. anyone who says otherwise is just jelous of it. if there's a chick who can resist the goggle tan on a good looking guy I haven't met her yet. The tan lines give you the power. and with great power comes great responsibilty. right, i don't know how that got in there...


so how's everyones goggle tan doing? and all those who are still skiing and working on theirs, and those who get to go to whistler or hood this summer to make it primo - i salut you and your sexy looks.

Darryl Hunt

'if you're going to smoke pot - don't do it in your car...' pig's last words to us when he pulled us over.
Apr 6 2003 3:59AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I'm currently working on mine. It's pretty weak right now, but it's slowly getting good. Is it cheating if I where my goggles to lecture, on dates, basically anywhere in public?





'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
Apr 6 2003 4:05AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
yeah, i got a pretty good goggle tan


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Apr 6 2003 4:31AM
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powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
mine is so noticable, its ridiculas, but its true girls seem to like it
'proud citzen of the NS Isle'
BE YOURSELF
Apr 6 2003 5:48AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
mine is lame and I don't fucking know why, I ski so fucking much. if it doesn't turn out better soon I'm gonna quit all together

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A girl once asked me what punk was so I kicked a trash can over. Then she said 'So this is punk?' As she kicked another one over, ''No'' I replyed, ''That's trendy.''

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Apr 6 2003 6:09AM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
There was no sun here whatsoever all year until the last day, so I dont really have one at all.
Apr 6 2003 8:44AM
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gravitybytes
Posts: 444 - Karma: 10
Not this year but last year I had the greatest goggle tan ever, it lasted from Feb all the way until June. I got nicknamed hanabil Lector after that tan
Apr 6 2003 10:51AM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
i had one but its gone now..





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Apr 6 2003 11:53AM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
i still have a prettygood one.... its slowly fading though


hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
Apr 6 2003 11:54AM
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d-spin89
Posts: 896 - Karma: 15
i have a killer gog tan, and i have been acoused of looking like a racoon


ski snowbird
Apr 6 2003 12:16PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
i had an alright one, gonna build up a nice one at High North this summer.
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Apr 6 2003 12:23PM
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C.Royce
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Apr 6 2003 1:30PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
yeah i know i look like shit but look at my goggle burn/tan
Apr 6 2003 1:30PM
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freestyleskier14
Posts: 638 - Karma: 8
My goggle tan is so noticeble...every chick I ever see notices it. I don't know if thats good or bad?
yay 4 skiing
Apr 6 2003 2:28PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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mine rocks I cheat though I drive around with my mirrored lenses on everybody's jealous I know....

Crashin' with Passion'

You know your a good skier when you drive your standard car all the way to the resort in your ski boots.
Apr 6 2003 3:00PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
There's this girl at my school who races...but she's got this nasty ass looking goggle tan that makes her look like she's got some sort of beard or something because her skin's dark to start out with...

But I think a good goggle tan is definately very tyte.

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Apr 6 2003 3:00PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I had one that wasnt too good. My face just looked kinda dirty. One really sunny day i forgot my goggles and i got sunburned.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Apr 6 2003 4:16PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
mine is fucking killer. but the cancer kinda sucks. the tanned part is so leathery, the chicks dig it.
Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes 'click'.
Apr 6 2003 4:40PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
mine kicks ass, i've had a pretty sick one since february, i never take off my goggles unless they're all fogged up
and the ladies love it

-J.KIESEL
Apr 6 2003 5:10PM
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amlowenstein
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 10
yeah mine's pretty sweet i hardly ever take of my goggles either
be short
Apr 6 2003 5:47PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
goggle tans dont exist here,never has anyone gotten one



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 6 2003 5:50PM
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midwest_720s
Posts: 648 - Karma: 10
i'm gonna go sit out in the sun for a whole day with my goggles on. its gonna b the shit.
Apr 6 2003 5:54PM
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ConceptPro153
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 58
I got a nice one in sun valley

Apr 6 2003 6:26PM
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swissmiss27
Posts: 123 - Karma: 10
guys with goggle tan are hot. but my tan line was so bad the other day from a little burn that the mexicans at work made up a new name for me because of it.
Apr 6 2003 8:39PM
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HVskier
Posts: 924 - Karma: 38
I got a real nice one in tahoe at the end of february, since then its still hangin in there. Its gotten refreshed a couple times, and today, my last day of the season.
Apr 6 2003 8:50PM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
mine sucked, until two weeks ago while i was skiin at mammoth.
Apr 6 2003 9:22PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
JKSL - do you sleep with your goggles on?

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Apr 6 2003 10:14PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i have a massive goggle tan. well it's fading now, but it was beautiful


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
Apr 6 2003 10:43PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
man, there has been sun for like 1 weekend and i didn't have any skis, so there better be some sun soon before there's no more chance for one..


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

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Apr 6 2003 10:50PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
last year i had one and it was looking like a beard...i dont think goggle tansa re for girls..like, little ones that aren't that noticable but BIG ones look funny.

'I like peaches from a tree, i like peaches from a can' --Dash Longe

'I dont think anymore is ganna come out Mickael'
--Boyd Easley
Apr 6 2003 10:51PM
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Justo8484
Posts: 3905 - Karma: 205
Mine's doin alright, and i definately agree girls seem to like the goggle tan
collapsed lungs suck
Apr 6 2003 10:56PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
linechick....refering to my picture?
Apr 6 2003 11:03PM
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headSkia140
Posts: 182 - Karma: 10
hey, im a girl, and i think that we should also enjoy goggle tan. rock on tahoe!
Apr 6 2003 11:18PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
yeah at least you know i really ski
Apr 6 2003 11:29PM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
fuck you all suck...you really just sit in the tanning booth with your goggles on...losers



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Apr 7 2003 12:24AM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
i know some girl that does that
Apr 7 2003 12:26AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Yeah man, mine sucks. I have this racer friend, who has this crazy one and im so jealous, but he is a racer, so I guess its all good. Damn, I wish i could still work on one. I should wear my goggles tramping in the summer. Oh shit, the tramps are indoors, fuck.
Apr 7 2003 12:26AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
yeah one of my friends does that but would it fade your goggles maybe?
Apr 7 2003 12:27AM
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zskiier
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
mine is killer
Apr 7 2003 12:32AM
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corkscrewski720
Posts: 251 - Karma: 13
yea, got a nice one at stratton this weekend
Apr 7 2003 1:51AM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
haha, tahoefreerider..naw i wasn't referring to yours...last year i had one like that i was kinda referring to mine...i dunno though...has anyone else noticed that you get so much of a better one with iridium lenses though?

'I like peaches from a tree, i like peaches from a can' --Dash Longe

'I dont think anymore is ganna come out Mickael'
--Boyd Easley
Apr 7 2003 1:54AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
i've never really noticed..
Apr 7 2003 1:58AM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
mine is soo weak right now, I hope to bring it up to par over the next few weeks.
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Apr 7 2003 12:50PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
sunless tanning foam + goggles????

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
Apr 7 2003 4:32PM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
I had the wickedest goggle tan ever. my whole face peeled off below the eyes. guys were all over it.
Apr 7 2003 4:46PM
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dylhole
Posts: 2926 - Karma: 983
mine is good but doesnt compare to the summerz
Apr 7 2003 5:57PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Mine was pretty crazy.

People were calling me a racoon.

Then I ate their garbage.



I'm over it.
Apr 7 2003 6:14PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
goggle tans are awesome
Seize the carp
Apr 7 2003 7:11PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
i got a killer tan this past weekend in tremblant.. didnt look like i would get one until i finally got home tonight... its pretty good
im out
Apr 7 2003 7:41PM
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