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Jackass the Movie

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Mattman
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I think that Jackass the Movie was awsome, who thinks it does?

Sand Vigina, pole vaulting, red wagon, lol


Jackass the Movie was sweet
Apr 1 2003 4:21PM
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Ds91260
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funizzle fo shizzle
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Apr 1 2003 11:26PM
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theBOSS.
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the airhorn thing at the golfcourse was the funniest thing Ive seen in a while, and the bmx tug of war was pretty good too
Apr 1 2003 10:16PM
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l_KeViN_l
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cky's sweet too but I think the Jackass movie took the cake..


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Apr 1 2003 10:05PM
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lalalalaura
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i liked cky better



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Apr 1 2003 9:45PM
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Aspen23NYC
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i was dyin when that one guy shit his pants in the van. the movie is dumb as fuck but still hilarious.




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without the bitter baby the sweet ain't as sweet-my boy jason lee
Apr 1 2003 9:36PM
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1212j5j5
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i am watching it now, i got to the part where they're about to shoot a sand bag at 250 fps at jonney (not as fast as a paintball) but i had to come see what was happenin on ns.
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Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Apr 1 2003 7:54PM
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Diabhal
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stupid is funny, i saw in theaters in england, how sick is that? Anybody ever heard of dirty sanchez?

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Apr 1 2003 7:50PM
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cravate
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wierd, i replied right after lateralis.. and my post is 3rd in line??? well that was my first post about the pee cone.
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Apr 1 2003 7:35PM
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alpentalik
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thats because you are sophisticated


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Apr 1 2003 6:36PM
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cravate
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i never laughed so hard in my life. it was crazy, yeah the fan was funny. but the pee cone was really gross. almost made me sick
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Apr 1 2003 6:26PM
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NickMartini
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i havent seen it i hear it is reely good though





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Apr 1 2003 6:21PM
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K_2
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I haven't seen it, but my friends keep telling me about someone shoving a toy car up there ass. The first time i heard it i was almost crying it was so funny.
Apr 1 2003 6:14PM
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cams
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it's just like a really long episode of jackass, which is kickass


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Apr 1 2003 6:04PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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its sick, wee-man can kick his own face!





My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
Apr 1 2003 5:21PM
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Lateralis
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i found it to be more stupid than funny



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Apr 1 2003 4:48PM
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sconniestyle
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how about when the alligators ate chicken out of steve-o's ass? fuckin nuts


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Apr 1 2003 11:54PM
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cravate
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oh how about when johnny got his nipple bit by the baby alligator
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Apr 2 2003 12:37AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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funny.

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Sahid: you country bumpkin people don't have much going on...lets not lie
Then I said...: no that is true
Then I said...: we just stick to bumpkining
Apr 2 2003 1:15AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Or the muscle stimulator on his choad and balls. HAHAH!
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Apr 2 2003 1:23AM
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Mattman
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Yeah it's all go, if you see it on DVD you can see the failed ending. It was good, but some stuff did not work.

Sand Vigina was the best!


Jackass the Movie was sweet
Apr 2 2003 8:08PM
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1212j5j5
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cky is good, but not as god. they dont do as many stunts n stuff.. too much of the shitting on faces etc etc.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Apr 2 2003 8:46PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
True, CKY is good to, how Bam throws a dummy on a passing car over a bridge

So funny


Jackass the Movie was sweet
Apr 2 2003 9:50PM
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