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Psycho bitch ass ex girlfirend

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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
my gf told me that she just wanted to be friend a week before prom because she wanted to be single and figure her life out on her own. i was like thanks bitch right before prom no less. anyway she takes a seperate car to afterprom because she has to work in the morning. she left afterprom at about 1am because she had a migrane and needed to rest for work. the next day i found out that she ditched me to go fuck some dooshbag whos a piece of shit from head to toe. anyway, i confronted her about it and she denied the whole thing and said that she really did want to just be single for awhile. so i told her to go fuck herself because i have proof (she told one of my good friends her whole plan that night). the next day she tells me that i scratched her car when i sat on it a few days ago. except i was wearing a tshirt and jeans with no rivets or anything abrasive on the back of them. so basically shes a psycho whore and i wonder what i should do with her.
May 10 2006 12:31AM
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t4thoroski
Posts: 671 - Karma: 19
that sucks`
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May 10 2006 12:33AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
You know killing her is OK if you can prove you were in a drug induced frenzy that was not your fault, or at least making it look that way.
May 10 2006 12:36AM
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eheath
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I think your only option is to kill her.
May 10 2006 12:40AM
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Lil_G.
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 171
pimp slap dat bitch
May 10 2006 12:40AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
See, even the australian agrees with me.
May 10 2006 12:40AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
If my girlfriend did that to me, Id treat her just like on of the hookers I kept under my bed. Ofcouse, those hookers were all dead. But not when i met them... If you get my drift.

Seriously though... Dont get hung up about over her, she sounds like she really just inst worth your time. There are better chicks out there... And if you try to take my girlfriend from me... SO help you god I will treat you like one of the hookers under my bed. Except with less sex. Cause im not a homosexual.
May 10 2006 12:46AM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
the ditching you to get with another guy is the worst part, i hate that kinda stuff, in my opinion it would be better for a girl to come out and say i wanna get wid anoder guy instead of making stuff up
May 10 2006 12:51AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
walk by her and ask her if she has gained weight, or the deforimity on her face was a huge turn off
May 10 2006 1:40AM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
really theres not muhc you can do about it. I guess be a dick, or simply be more mature then her.
May 10 2006 1:47AM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
hahaa amazing. you could use the ladiesmen cult
May 10 2006 2:07AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
Or you know... You could just not give afuck about a bitch who obviously doest give a shit about you.... and if she does, she has a fucking weird way of showing it.

But not to worry!! its not the end my friend. Your having prom... Life is long... There are better bitches, who probaly put out more and in kink-ier ways.

thats why I like my Hookers dead
May 10 2006 2:13AM
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jizack
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yeah no shit just ask her if she has gained any weight recently and hit on her friends. her ugly friends, she'll want you back in no time
May 10 2006 2:16AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
If she gets a zit, you should try to convince her that its herpies.
May 10 2006 2:30AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
thats not a psycho gf. Once i sort my shit out right now i'll lay down the entire ordeal...but trust me, be very glad you arent me.
May 10 2006 4:26AM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
Treat her like the stupid bitch slut that she is! DEAMON WHORE I TELL YOU!!!
May 10 2006 5:13AM
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RedbAss
Posts: 352 - Karma: 10
stop wasting your time on her. Find someone else. She is a whore
May 10 2006 5:48AM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
be a better man and ignore the bitch.
May 10 2006 7:02AM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
just forget about her...you dont need or want that
May 10 2006 7:08AM
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DanDaSwede
Posts: 187 - Karma: 11
i friend of mine had the exact same situation with an old girlfriend...

he just hooked her up with charm and sweet words, told her everything was forgotten and so on... he did all that just to have sex with her one last time, ofcourse she thought he was serious and was expecting a relationship with him but noway jose! :) they got home and started to get funky and while he fucks her from behind he takes up a 20SEK and cums all over her ass and when he done spraying her he takes that money and slaps in on the sperm that covers her ass and then tell her"sorry i forgot to pay last time you fucking bitch" and get hes clothes and walks away...

problem solved.
May 10 2006 8:21AM
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MARIAH
Posts: 708 - Karma: 10
ewww...but i guess that would probably solve the issue.....but still, kinda gross
May 10 2006 8:36AM
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DanDaSwede
Posts: 187 - Karma: 11
yeah it wasnt pretty.
but what comes around goes around i guess..
May 10 2006 8:38AM
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Leckett
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ohhhh shit fuckin owwwwwned!

but yea man as one of my friends once said, "peace dat hoe". she clearly has no idea what she wants or doesnt want. just vent on her, tell her how much of a bitch she is, and just forget the whole thing. oh yea, also shunding her forever might be fun aswell.
May 10 2006 8:42AM
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eastAR5
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thats fucking awesome
May 10 2006 9:23AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
yeah fuckin owned you should have killed her at the prom and then painted a picture with her blood on the floor
May 10 2006 10:46AM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
just hook up w. her friend or someone she really doesnt like then let it rest
May 10 2006 10:55AM
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ECgoggletan
Posts: 254 - Karma: 10
this is a good idea haha
May 10 2006 11:51AM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
due, there not much you can do, sept do all her firends, then kill her of corse
May 10 2006 11:58AM
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[TheWuTangClan]
Posts: 343 - Karma: 10
Kill That Bitch or fuck her best friend
May 10 2006 1:05PM
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dozerr
Posts: 4007 - Karma: 403
fuck her mother!
May 10 2006 1:09PM
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lowtech
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 10
that's so awesome haha
May 10 2006 1:44PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
walk up to her and ask her if shes wearing a new shirt that you know is old. when she says: no why? reply: oh it just looks smaller on you than usual. and walk away
May 10 2006 1:44PM
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eastcoastshittay
Posts: 96 - Karma: 10
i carry a knife around with me 24/7. this is one of those rare situations in which i would use it.
May 10 2006 1:50PM
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zanderd
Posts: 231 - Karma: 14
Yo son just drpkick that bitch straight in the face
May 10 2006 2:02PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
pour hotsauce in her vagina/
May 10 2006 2:46PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
kick her in the box.

or treat her like a dirty whore and take her to a cheap motel room and get nasty.

i got dumped right before my prom 4 years ago, it was horrible.
May 10 2006 2:56PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
hahaha,i said that. yeaaaa kyle!!
May 10 2006 4:37PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
i say you give her a banana. then kill her with it
May 10 2006 4:40PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
that might take a while, and it could get messy. and if we know anything CSI.
mess=jail time
May 10 2006 4:42PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
well obviously the only solution is to tell her you got over it and have her come over for a great gniht of make-up sex. then get a small pineapple and shove it in her cunt, pointy things facing down. push it in as far as ouy can so the pointy things get stuck when she tried pulling it out
May 10 2006 4:46PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
id fuckin cap that bitch son
May 10 2006 5:19PM
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MARIAH
Posts: 708 - Karma: 10
you're so correct...way to be. being a girl, and being the friend of girls, i think that hooking up with someone she hates a lot would be the ultimate passive aggresive action.
May 10 2006 6:34PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
go



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May 10 2006 6:38PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
fuckccccccccc
May 10 2006 6:38PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
what a bitch. idk how to handle it cuz ive had the same thing happen. i would just straight up ignore her. like even if your alone ont even look at her. its temptin to call her a bitch ever second you see her but that gives her fuel.
May 10 2006 6:55PM
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TheKASSEROLE
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10
Im not saying you should punch her in the face, but I just offer it up as a opinion.
May 10 2006 9:09PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
yeah, they really need to stop doing shit like that.
May 10 2006 9:47PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
bro i don't feel like reading the whole thread but some advice. JUST RUN AND RUN VERY FAR. IGNORE EX'S MAN THEY ONLY CAUSE ANGER AND FUCKING SHIT. jsut fucking move on man we're in high school. its the hardest shit ever, i know from experince. but please man just trust me. don't get involved. don't play games. just go out and talk to chicks or go party with the guys. i don't know if you want her back but if you do, get her jealous, it works. once she relizes your not chasing her she might come back. if she doesn't,fuck it man just fuck it.

that advice is to every guy on here. the worst shit after a break up is too call the girl crying.

rule #2: never call the girl drunk. PLEASE DON"T

rule #3: GO OUT AND PARTYYYY go talk to chicks get your mind off the girl

rule #4: if you notice she randomly comes back like im's you or calls you but then the next day its back to ignoring, then you ignore. ignore her calls, say your busy. PLAY HARD TO GET

rule #5: if she wants you or still likes you, she wouldn't be out fucking other guys

oh man this topic gets me so mad. as you can probably guess i came off a horrible break up and fucked it up worse after we broke up. its the hardest shit but try to follow some of those rules. good luck you'll need it lmao
May 10 2006 9:58PM
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knal
Posts: 505 - Karma: 43
tell her to zip her cunt
May 10 2006 10:01PM
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~freeskiacutie~
Posts: 160 - Karma: 21
damn, that sux.
she sounds like a biiittccchhh
May 10 2006 10:07PM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
fuck that girl. get yourself a woman.
May 11 2006 1:11AM
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