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alpentalik is my hero

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linejibber550
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I wuv u erich! if u like alpentalik post here






alpentalik is my hero!
Apr 2 2003 8:40PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
welcome to the house of love... STRAIGHT LOVE.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Apr 2 2003 8:45PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Alpentalik is funny. Like a fox.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Apr 2 2003 8:48PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
I generally don't like people who talk a lot of smack but Alpentalik kicks ass. He's very original and funny as hell and he never says stupid unoriginal shit like 'you are gay' etc. Keep it up man!
'Marge, I've thought of an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of travelling acrobats.'
Apr 2 2003 8:51PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
'You are gay, etc.'

-Teddy
Apr 2 2003 9:04PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Does that make me a bad smack-talker?

-Teddy
Apr 2 2003 9:04PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
apparently

and yes, isn't he all of our heroes?


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
Apr 2 2003 9:14PM
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Big-L
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
and the alpentalik fan-club was started
Apr 2 2003 9:16PM
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Mills
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 12
seems smart
'Coach, I think I broke my dick.'
-Anthony Boronowski
Apr 2 2003 9:17PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
and thus, a new page of the newschoolers bible is created.....

RES

Keeping It Real on the East Coast
Apr 2 2003 9:19PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
I'm so in, you rock man.
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Apr 2 2003 9:22PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
is this ok?


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Apr 2 2003 9:24PM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
i enjoy him
' Anyone smell that up-G?' Chris Turpin


I flunked out of school cause i'm hardcore.

And this whole time i thought my penis was just inside out.
Apr 2 2003 10:09PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
^you enjoy him? in what way
Seize the carp
Apr 2 2003 10:33PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
this definitley IS NOT! okay. STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN YOU HOMEWRECKERS!
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My cat's so fucken tight, hes a big fat bastard and hes all black, and whenever i bring a girl over he jumps up on her lap and starts playing with her boobs, it really turns me on.
Apr 2 2003 11:06PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
remeber the erichs penis fan club, i had a postition of power in that club, i controled all the exports
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::Viva la Resistance!::
Apr 2 2003 11:13PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
so is this some kind of alpentalik fan club now?

'ma grand teytons en enfuit.' - HoodRida4FBF
Apr 3 2003 12:33AM
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k2skier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 13
alpintalik eventhough i dont know you i give you mad love your like the godfather on this webpage you have the most post ever by a humanbeing !!!
Apr 3 2003 1:06AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
i odnt have that many pispts....but i guess hi have al ot


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Apr 3 2003 3:31AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
well a hoy hoy



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 3 2003 3:37AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
ya


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Apr 3 2003 3:53AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah alpentalik is the man

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
Apr 3 2003 9:24AM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
the man with a plan and a dick in his can.

-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.

Hi, my name is Thergood I'm here because i have an addiction, I am addicted to marajuana.
..WHAT!! WEED! YOU HERE CUZ OF WEED??!?!
.Marajuana isnt a drug. I used to suck dick for coke,
..i seen him!
.You ever suck some dick for marajuana?
Apr 3 2003 12:42PM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
jk yea erich is alowed to talk shit to everyone but me.

-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.

Hi, my name is Thergood I'm here because i have an addiction, I am addicted to marajuana.
..WHAT!! WEED! YOU HERE CUZ OF WEED??!?!
.Marajuana isnt a drug. I used to suck dick for coke,
..i seen him!
.You ever suck some dick for marajuana?
Apr 3 2003 12:42PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
if erich was gay he could sleep with any man on this site.
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Apr 3 2003 4:18PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
except for me........cause we wouldn't SLEEP, if ya know what i mean


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
Apr 3 2003 5:03PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
what about that ching ching ching?





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Apr 3 2003 5:19PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
ching ching??


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
Apr 3 2003 6:21PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
his randomness is astounding and humbling. his ego is also large and big but that's what makes him funny. he's not afraid to talk shit but in a funny, not annoying way. as long as it doesn't involve his 'swollen member' i'll join the fan club
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Britney Spear's should open a boner factory 'cause she makes hard-ons all day -some comic on comedy central
Apr 3 2003 6:35PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
Apr 3 2003 6:38PM
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OReJow
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i still haven't figured out if this is a gay thing...

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
Apr 3 2003 7:58PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
alpentalik is very funny but saying that he has a huge ego is a massive understatment. it is so massive that when ever he in MY house he tries to give me shit. but the fact remains, he is a whinning migit who whines in intresting and humorous ways.


t...hug life
Apr 3 2003 11:05PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
alpentalik is very funny but saying that he has a huge ego is a massive understatment. it is so massive that when ever he in MY house he tries to give me shit. but the fact remains, he is a whinning migit who whines in intresting and humorous ways.


t...hug life
Apr 3 2003 11:06PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
hey man dont hate on midgets, short people kick ass
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
Apr 3 2003 11:10PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
no they head-but it
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Apr 3 2003 11:26PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
ego eh? would someone with an ego admit to eating shit doing a 3 safety today? no! i am humble!

by the way, sorry for the drunk posting.


''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
Apr 4 2003 12:37AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i knew u are a midget erich
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::Viva la Resistance!::
Apr 4 2003 1:10AM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
yeah they don't have to reach down that far and they're skis are super short for easy rotation
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Britney Spear's should open a boner factory 'cause she makes hard-ons all day -some comic on comedy central
Apr 4 2003 3:41AM
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SkierX
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Fuck this... I love Erich more then all you combined!
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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'
~Casper
Apr 4 2003 11:37PM
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Dallan!
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w-ever






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Apr 5 2003 11:51AM
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mckeeman
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fags



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'Can we discuss this further in the privacy of my hot tub?' Mitts to some chick who shot him down outside garfs...
Apr 5 2003 9:31PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
no i am just joking erich is a pimp
Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

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Apr 11 2003 10:44PM
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mikee
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yeah, i guess hes allright. haha fan club pretty impressive.
Apr 11 2003 10:49PM
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UpDawg
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ifm so drnkig its enot eveon funny ahhahahahahahahahah
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Apr 12 2003 2:51AM
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FreshCoast
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Erich is one of the 6 or 7 gods on this site!
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Like warm butter on your breakfast toast

*Proud member of Newschoolers for Peace*
Apr 12 2003 8:08AM
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