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GEO METROS!!!!!

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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
Who has one of these super pimp cars?
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conversation with a canadian chick:
me: your money is fucking worthless
her: you got something against canadians?
me:no, just their money
her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?
me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands
her:wait a minute...good point



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Feb 18 2003 12:16AM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
one of my friends does, that thing is pimp shit. 50 miles per gallon, and 10 bucks to fill up and its a supa fly ride


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Feb 18 2003 12:19AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
totally, take it out and slide, total handbrakage, its the best, the only downside is they tend to get overheated after driving 80 for like 10minutes
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conversation with a canadian chick:
me: your money is fucking worthless
her: you got something against canadians?
me:no, just their money
her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?
me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands
her:wait a minute...good point



If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
Feb 18 2003 12:21AM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
whats even better is this foreign company, Daihatsu, they make pretty shitty cars too, like cars that are like miniature geo metros, its pretty entertaining to watch someone drive one, its like asking to get your ass kicked
Feb 18 2003 12:23AM
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JayDC7
Posts: 1620 - Karma: 10
my friend has one. when 4 people are in the car, it barely moves.
Feb 18 2003 12:40AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
6 people at my school picked up some kids, and turned it so the kid couldnt move it when he needed to elave. It was hilarious.
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Feb 18 2003 12:42AM
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Ds91260
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daihatsu went out of buisness in the mid 90s didnt it?
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Feb 18 2003 12:47AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i like racing old ladys in it

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conversation with a canadian chick:
me: your money is fucking worthless
her: you got something against canadians?
me:no, just their money
her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?
me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands
her:wait a minute...good point



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Feb 18 2003 12:48AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
Geo Metro's ROCK THE CASBA
WANK HARD AND PROSPER!
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Feb 18 2003 3:05AM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
faster neddy, faster!
i cant! its a geo
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Feb 18 2003 4:24AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
geo metros are the shit, 3 cylinder 60hp engines.....

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Feb 18 2003 8:49AM
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punkSKIERjen
Posts: 742 - Karma: 13
i'd die before i even though about owning a geo. sorry.

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Feb 18 2003 9:59AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
my friend has one,he put a huge ass exhaust on it and stickers and everything,it looks sweet
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Feb 18 2003 10:41AM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
I have to say i agree w/ Jen, but now if we were talking about Fiestas, that's a whole nother story.
Feb 18 2003 2:56PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
WHAT?! Daihatsu went out of business? well i guess it fucking figures, those cars are such pieces of shit- my friend was following this daihatsu home the whole way from skiing one day, and he pulled up next to her and started laughing at her becuase she looked fucking hilarious, and there was a turn coming up on the interstate, he didnt see it, and nearly ran her daihatsu ass right off the road, my lord she was scared shitless, started gripping the little wheel like her life depended on it. the daihatus almost crippled under the pressure, those little 20 inch tires are bullshit
Feb 18 2003 4:04PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Man, wouldn't that be awesome to have rusted out Geo Metro, and then pimp it up. Some 20 inchers, fat ass honda exhaust draging on the ground, tint the cracked windows and everything. Fly, and bitch, you know why.
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Feb 18 2003 4:21PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
i don't know why people tune civics....let alone metros....maybe it's cuz METROS WHIP CIVICS TO HELL!!!! take that 90% of the tuning world. I Hate your civics, they are for moms with 2 year olds. Metros are for the speed demon in us all!

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Feb 18 2003 4:55PM
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nipe
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heh, my sister has one so i take it out for a spin, its quite the little speedster. except i cant get over the mountain with more than three ppeople in the car.
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Feb 18 2003 8:45PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
they are quick at short distances, like 0 to 25 inlike a second, then they suck
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conversation with a canadian chick:
me: your money is fucking worthless
her: you got something against canadians?
me:no, just their money
her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?
me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands
her:wait a minute...good point



If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
Feb 18 2003 8:48PM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
for some reason i just wish i had one to shit around with, that would be so much fun, they are so shitty



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Feb 18 2003 11:08PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
They're like American Versions of the Mini. The original one. Goddam thats a sexy car and I WANT ONE!!!


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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''
-Bertrand Russel
Feb 18 2003 11:21PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
DAMMIT fucking html bullshit code...

http://images.cardomain.com/installs/218000-218999/218234_2_full.jpg

http://images.cardomain.com/installs/218000-218999/218234_3_full.jpg


My god, just go to this site
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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''
-Bertrand Russel
Feb 18 2003 11:26PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
http://www.cardomain.com/member_pages/view_page.pl?page_id=248892&make_type_query=make%3DGeo&model_brand_query=model%3DMetro&tree=Geo%20Metro

fuckin html.
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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''
-Bertrand Russel
Feb 18 2003 11:27PM
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TAK
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http://images.cardomain.com/installs/227000-227999/227100_1_full.jpg
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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''
-Bertrand Russel
Feb 18 2003 11:29PM
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Phrosty
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Feb 18 2003 11:29PM
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Phrosty
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that windshield is SICK


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Feb 18 2003 11:30PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Holy shit that's amazing. I've always wanted to go rally racing in one.


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Feb 18 2003 11:41PM
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jarossamdb7
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dod you know that the engines in thoes are either Toyota or Suzuki. I forget which is in the metros. If you don't belive me open the hood up and look at the sticker on the engine.
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Feb 18 2003 11:44PM
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huckster989
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its suzuki, they make little dumb cars just like it but i can't remember the name
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Feb 19 2003 2:10AM
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buck490
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Dude, i got my first speeding ticket in a Metro. I felt so stupid, i couldn't beleive the cop gave me a ticket in a Metro. I tried joking about it to get out of the ticket. I was like 'come on man, you can't give me a ticket. I am in a GEO METRO!!!' I was wrong. Later that week, we TP'd the cop-shop. it was fun.

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Feb 19 2003 1:24PM
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Jib_This
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I think that stupid little suzuki car was called a Swift.
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ur a dumb shit
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Feb 19 2003 4:10PM
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