Replying to Milk

so i went to a local elementary school as a volunteer to help out at their Fun Day (kinda like a field day) and during lunch my friends and i sat down w. the little kids to eat and the ones who bought lunch came back not w/ milk cartons but...milk in plastic bags that they had to stab w. sharpened straws (which doesnt encourage violence at all...) needless to say none of the kids were stabbing the milk hard enough and the milk got everywhere but mostly on my jeans, and i thought my cafeteria was weird, you guys prob. have some funny horror stories or something, care to share?