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April Fools Tricks For The School!
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I need to go down in history with a good April fools joke for my school, help me out guys!!
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cows will go up stairs but not down so the cant get them out.
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unplug everything that is plugged into an outlet!!!
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put exlax(the shit that makes you shit like hell) in the teachers cofee machine
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yeah, we put ex-lax chocolate in our teachers' coffee cups, didn't get caught either
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Yeah dude, that's a bad idea.
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its a mouse , what a cheap knockoff of a pig, that wouldnt even be funny
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this thread made me laugh
one year at my school they hayed the prinicpals car on "hill billy day"
they took a bunch of hay and poured it all over his car, stuck it in his car, put it in his tailpipe, shoved it through his windows...it was awesome.
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go in the night before and fill up tons and tons of little plastic or paper cups and line them up covering all the steps on all the stairwells and shit
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rent out a foam machine, get to school really early and put the machine in the bathroom and start that shit up!
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hahaha there are some actually sick pranks in here.
get a smokemaker (one of those dry ice ones) and put it in the classroom before anyone goes and leave it on forever so the smoke is so thick you cant see your hand infront of your face. bound to be some laughs
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get the locker of someone you really hate & fil it with bees. just get a ziplock bag and put sugar in it then put it somewhere where you know bees will go, when there are a fair few in there, close the bag (dont make it airtight, you want them alive) then go to the guys locker, open the bag a little bit & feed them through the hole, then put tape over the hole so they cant get out.
or: (this is good for a senior prank, not really april fools) get a bunch of people to dress up in like monkey suits or something, pull up to the gate in a nondescript van, looking all sketchy and just run into the school and generally cause havoc and stuff for like 5minutes. cos youre in disguise they wont know youre students so people will be chasing you and calling the cops & stuff. just be really organised & be like "in & out in 5 minutes"
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i saw this on mtv
get some stencils and yellow spray paint and rite stuff over the parking lots like
not really but maybe reserved
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or you put seamen in it...seamen from your dogs very large balls
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for my senior prank we put cars in the actual buildings!! and left them there. no one knew how we did it..it was fun but not going down in history
i say you burn you rival schools name into the grass or put soap in the sprinklers so it soaps up everything. or put a big sign out that says schools closed and then lock every door.
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a kid a know from about 2-3 years back switched a history video with a porno video during a fire drill....everyone came back movie came on...*moan* *moan* *moan*
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Bahhahaa, that's fucking awsome!
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lmao!
buy fish heads from your local grocery store, and put them everyyywhere
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since my school is a pretty close school, i wouldnt do anything the janitors would have to clean
for sure, randomness is the best thing to do. maybe a closet stuffed with styrafom packing peanuts.
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if you have a pool, goldfish in the pool works for like 5 mins b4 they all die
we were thinkin get like 1000 bouncy balls and let them go in the school or somtihn
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screw and crazy glue acabinet shut, drill all hole in the top that no one can see and funnel as much saw dust as possible into it
plug computer monitors into different computers in your lab, so people get confused
open evry door in the school by an inche and put an egg on top of the door so when the door is opened or closed an egg falls
put toothepaste/bacon grease on all door nobs
write "FUCK *principles name*" in giant letters on the football field using some acidic or basic compound, chain all the teachers cars together
put fishing accross every hall way in every possible location(works best in bad light)
toilet paper the trees in fron of your school
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thats all i can think of
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sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but april fools is on a saturday this year....
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ok, march 31st is the new april fools day
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one of the guys at my school(u may know him as 'freestylin820'), put saran(wrong spelling?) wrap over a toilet seat in the seventh grade and then took a shit on it and got in trouble by the teacher claiming he didnt know it was there...............i recommend taking a massive shit in the hard drive of a teacher u dont like
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you are as fat as a pig i do know that
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also, who the fuck would sacrifice four of their pigs for that... a single greased pig is good but four is insane
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haha i no two twins at my school that get made fun of for everythin and that they just rnt supposed to live and always screw up, well then we found out they were born on april 1st...haha we all thought that was hilarious
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at the highschool in my town a long time ago and bunch of kids brought like 10 cows into the school and let htem loose, the kids got in a lot of trouble, and the cows shit all over, it must have been awsome
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^back when the town used to be all farms
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dead fish in the ventilation system....
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Call in all the news stations around you and say that like a pipe burst or there is a gas leak or something to try to get school canceled for the day.
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This happened at my school... I wasn't envolved though!
Cling film someone naked to the fire drill assembly point... then set off the fire alarm.
The whole school file out to the assembly point and see them taped-up and butt-naked.
This also happened at my school... I WAS envolved!!
The school water boiler is situated above the stage in the school hall. Before assembly I sneeked up and poured a bottle of washing up liquid into the boiler.
Half way through assembly the foam stared falling down on the teachers and eventually filled up the hall and started spilling out into the corridors!
The funniest part eas seeing the janitors face when he saw what he had to clean up!
Live to Ski ... Ski to Live.
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Damn, almost forgot my best one!
Every year ends with a school assembly and the teachers show a video of the school's achievements on big projection screen to all the students and parents.
Before assembly I swapped the tape for some hardcore porn (set just before a disgusting cumshot). The headmaster turned the tape on and hey presto! sound and all! The whole hall gasped, parents were trying to cover their kids eyes!
The best bit was the headmaster trying to turn it off and not knowing how to use the video player, so eventually he ripped the video player out, the play flew out of the socket, swung, and smacked a parent in the face!!
Live to Ski ... Ski to Live
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HAHAH... keep on going... im thinking letting off pigs or roosters through the hallways so far... and then the fishing line is funny if it works...
orrrr trying to swap some video with some hardcore porn. hahha
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haha great first response...deff gunna be a sweet thread
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Mitch, you could sneak into the school like really late at night, and plug all of the water fountains and sinks and turn them on all night...leave like a shitload of food colouring too...I'm sure the janitors would have a hell of a time cleaning that up.
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oh ive heard this one too:
are your parents retarded?... cause i think you're really special
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whoops! wrong thread haha
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dumbest/weirdest thing i've done is take the giant blow up darth vader head that they had at mcdonald's a while agoon the rooves, and set it up in the hallway attached to lockers.
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throw maggots in peoples lockers on friday after school, by monday, they are all flies
this year we covered our security guards car in post it notes and filmed it, illl dig it up when i get to school tomorrow and post it up, we filmed it so we didnt get in trouble
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some kids did something like that at my school a couple years ago, i wasn't there, but heard it was a really good prank
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Last year this girl made a batch of cookies and put a tone of ex-lax in them. She was furious with the school because she would often make cookies for the football team and leave them out on a table and everyone else would eat them before the football team go to them, so she wrote a sign on the cookies that read "Not for You" so of course, by the greedy nature of highschool students a whole bunch of kids got super sick and had diherea for a few days. It was a hilarious, almost Karma
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Get into the school a few hours early and put clear gelatin in all the tiolets...it's the new saran wrap on toilet seats
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haha, thats awesome... see my problem is nothin sets up for me like that... like something happeneing the same every day
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oh you'll hear what I do Matty! This is going to be history!
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Well, this one won't help you, since it needs a lot of advanced planning, but it is just too awesome to not tell. At my university, we have a "Geer Week" which is just the engineers doing a bunch of stupid things. This one group of guys decided that they were going to attach a car around a tree. So they got an old beater car, ripped all the interior out, and cut a couple corresponding holes through the top and bottom of the car. They then managed to split the car into two halves, then re-attach it together around some tree. They even though ahead enough to locktite the bolts that they used to make it that much harder to get off. I believe it was there for about a week before it was removed.
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For our Senior Prank. The had to take out all the desk to clean the class room. We went in during the night and put them all on the roof in the manner that they normally sit in inside the class room. It was a lot of work cause its a huge college style campus. Then for home coming we dyed the rival school pool water red(our school colors)
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