Replying to Weird day at school...

So as it turns out the other day a kid was caught selling anti-depressents in school so he, along with his customer, where arrested. But as the kid buying the anti-depressents was being taken care of, the one selling the drugs tried to hang himself in the principle's office with, brace yourselves, with his shoe laces. Of course this didn't work out well, he fell and was carted off in an ambulance to the hospital.
After school that day these two hicks (one was one of those gangster types who thinks he's hick) got in an arguement in the hallway so what happens? The real hick punches the socially confused douche bag right in the face dropping him like a sack of transvestite shit. Got to love highschool, huh?