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Funniest thing CONTEST on NS

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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147
Everyones heard funny things on NS but which is the funniest? I created the thread so I can get soem good laughs and find a winner. The rules are that you can post anything (video, picture, quote, story, joke, website)but as long as ther funny and it's ok if they have been posted before heres the funniest thing ive seen so far

http://www.bunnyprincess.ytmnd.com/
Jan 29 2006 10:23AM
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skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
thats not funny, thats fucking creepy
Jan 29 2006 10:55AM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
http://www.ichbrauchedrogen.de/
Jan 29 2006 11:29AM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
whats the prize?
Jan 29 2006 11:34AM
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redpointist
Posts: 982 - Karma: 11
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/forums/readthread.php?thread_id=30157&
Jan 29 2006 12:05PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
hahaha aww shoulda posted that yesterday. i was sittin here blazed with my friend watchin funny videos last night
Jan 29 2006 12:07PM
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Mr.Bob_Dobalina
Posts: 2442 - Karma: 36
ya, that pretty much takes the cake
Jan 29 2006 12:33PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
hah hat ichebrogedan one is soo messed
Jan 29 2006 12:41PM
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bighit
Posts: 1178 - Karma: 33
funnniest thing i ever read was the chat room thing...i almost pissed myself laughing
Jan 29 2006 1:20PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
That one quote about the Armada's with removable edges when the responds was they are called TJ vs. Shut the Fuck Up
Jan 29 2006 1:27PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
yea that cyber sex one was halarious
Jan 29 2006 1:29PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
yae i put on my robe and wizrd hat defintely wins
Jan 29 2006 1:30PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
winner
Jan 29 2006 1:34PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
the granny with the mp40 was pretty funny....
Jan 29 2006 1:39PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
but im suprised no one said the "dont shave your ass hairs" story
Jan 29 2006 1:39PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
hahaha yea i remember that....soo good
Jan 29 2006 1:44PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
Umm it's kind of a tie for me:

Don't shave your ass thread

most embarassing thing you have told your parents, some of the stories in there..

There was this one story a while ago, i cant remember who posted it but it was about this guy living with his insane roomate.. that was pretty good as well.
Jan 29 2006 1:49PM
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iheartskiing7
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
hahahaha. i don't know if i have ever laughed so hard
Jan 29 2006 2:26PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
Does anyone have a link to that scary video with that skinny girl in bunny ears and she is dancing and she is scary? I dont think its funny just werid
Jan 29 2006 2:27PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Madr. 's response to the most romantic thing ever
i think thats the funniest one

"i stalked this chearleader for about six months

she thought it was so romantic she actually got a restraining order put on me. i mean thats alot of work for just little old me.

i was so touched i kept following her around and calling "MY PRECIOUS" from behind bushes.

we had the most romantic butt sex ever for like four hours straight. im not sure if it really counted though because she was kinda dead at the time. i mean i think its completely reasonable to drop down on her from an air duct in a bathroom stall and shout "I LOVE YOU" but i guess she couldnt take a joke and had a heart attack.

no worries though cuz they wont find the body anytime soon..

i dont feel bad about it either because she was just asking for it wearing those damn revealing skirts.

yea, im so romantic people pretty much just call me antonio banderas at school."
Jan 29 2006 4:56PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
https://newschoolers.com/ns3/web/content/pictures.php?img=36817&
Jan 29 2006 4:58PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
way to make fun of the severly disabled trying to live a semi normal life...jackass
Jan 29 2006 7:00PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
hahaha took me a while to ge tthat but gave me a good laugh
Jan 29 2006 7:33PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
robe and wizard hat and tanakas sloth fornification
Jan 29 2006 5:23PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
That wasnt funny, that was seanpistol and that shit was fucked up.
Jan 29 2006 5:38PM
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oops
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
https://newschoolers.com/ns3/web/forums/readthread.php?thread_id=189534&

^that's the funniest thread ever.
Jan 29 2006 6:18PM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
i bet zeppie was good to you.
Jan 29 2006 8:22PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/171762
Jan 30 2006 5:07AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13084 - Karma: 18,731
The owned picture thread was my favorite
Jan 30 2006 5:32AM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
the calgary/banff regional forum
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/forums/forumthreads.php?cat_id=24&

(I dunno if the link will work because it might change when a new post comes in)
Jan 30 2006 7:41AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
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Jan 30 2006 7:55AM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
Amen!
Jan 30 2006 8:10AM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
ew
Jan 30 2006 8:12AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
This one was pretty big...

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/content/videos.php?vid=7646&
Jan 30 2006 8:16AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
its obviously the end of the world cartoon.
Jan 30 2006 8:32AM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/content/videos.php?vid=19847&

Mushroom Tat! Probably my favourite video on NS.
Jan 30 2006 9:19AM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
^hahahha cockslapped
Jan 30 2006 10:30AM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/forums/readthread.php?thread_id=148925&
Jan 30 2006 12:24PM
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darrel
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 18
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/forums/readthread.php?thread_id=187739&


funny as shit...dont shave your ass hair
Jan 30 2006 12:59PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
i heard this joke today, it made me chuckle





Are you guys gonna go pick up that hot new record that just dropped?







Its called Terry Shaivo unplugged
Jan 30 2006 1:19PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
hhahahaaahahahahahaahha holy fuck
Jan 30 2006 1:52PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Bahahhahhahahahhaa! I just sent that to a few friends and they all think that I'm going to hell now. Man what a great joke!
Jan 30 2006 5:27PM
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Leckett
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hhaha man thats so bad
Jan 30 2006 5:29PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
by far mofuckas
Jan 30 2006 5:51PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
rhinocerous shit was funny
Jan 30 2006 6:03PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147
im gunna hav to go with the cyber thing, keep posting and thnx for the laughs
Feb 2 2006 6:10PM
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Mrkguru12
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 10
Thats cause he stole it from the internet. It is funnier if you know it's the person writing it, or if you know its from the internet-like the robe and wizard hat. When you find out its just cut and pasted, it loses hilarious-icity
Feb 2 2006 6:15PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
whoa whoa whoa, skiinsted, that thread is crazy

can you or someone else invite me to the cult or just pm me the link to that vid
Feb 2 2006 7:01PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
timmi is right, that is da shit. TAKES THE CAKE then the cyber one
Feb 2 2006 7:05PM
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co_rider
Posts: 230 - Karma: 10
I cant find it right now, but the constapation thread was great.
Feb 2 2006 7:21PM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
http://bebubebududeh.ytmnd.com/
Feb 2 2006 7:28PM
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