Replying to The Illuminatti

Something of another offshoot from the other creationist/religious threads floating around, but what the fuck?!?!?! can anyone explain this shit to me? do they have a website? is there a reason african-americans have adopted this secret society so readily? how exactly does it tie in to Satan? it sounds like some trippy shit but id kinda like to find out more about it.

The Gomer Corporation: Celebrating a hard earned 1000 posts and coming in January, the one year anniversary of quality rants.

'one time, last week, i was trying to see how long i could keep mouthwash in my mouth. I sat down to watch tv with it in. After about 15 minutes it stopped buring and i forgot i had it in, then i accidently swallowed some. I couldnt stop throwing up for like 2 minutes, i couldnt breathe. it was horrible. The bottle said to call posion control immediatly but i turned out ok.' -DFT1080