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The Illuminatti

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therealjerk
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Something of another offshoot from the other creationist/religious threads floating around, but what the fuck?!?!?! can anyone explain this shit to me? do they have a website? is there a reason african-americans have adopted this secret society so readily? how exactly does it tie in to Satan? it sounds like some trippy shit but id kinda like to find out more about it.

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Jan 27 2003 2:00AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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ive never heard anything substantial about em... only little bits here and there...





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Jan 27 2003 2:46AM
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west
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This is a term that has been used by occultists since the late 15th century onwards to described spiritual adepts who received mystical insights or 'illuminations' from a transcendent source. The Order of the Illuminati was founder by a Bavarian professor of law Adam Weishaupt in 1776, but it was hardly esoteric in any mystical sense because most of its 'secrets' were based on the works of Voltaire and other French Encyclopedists. Weishaupt and another enthusiast Adolph Knigge later adapted the Order's teachings in order to infiltrate Freemasonry. A decree in Bavaria in 1784 banned all secret societies - including Freemasonry - and the Order decline. However, by the turn of the 20th century occultists Leopold Engel and Theodor Reuss revived it. In recent times the fantasy occult writer Robert Anton Wilson has popularized the idea of a secret brotherhood of adepts.


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Jan 27 2003 10:15AM
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lineskier10
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ya somethin about them was in Tomb Raider when they were tryin to take control of the world, but the movie sucked and the stuff about them was probably fake but at least angelina jolie was in it and shes hot
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Jan 27 2003 11:04AM
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c_lo
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Yeah watch your back around those freemasons, they control shit
Jan 27 2003 10:07PM
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FRZGene
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Honestly, everyone do yourself a favor and read 'Angels and Demons' by Dan Brown and the Illuminati will be explained. Its a sick book.

The Illuminati is basically a group that is against the church, backed by scientists. They have infiltrated lots of orginizations. Many say that they were involved in the founding of the USA.

but read the book and find out
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Jan 28 2003 10:42PM
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therealjerk
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Yeah! Theres that freemason thing! The End off Wu-Chronicles makes a little more sense now.

The Gomer Corporation: Celebrating a hard earned 1000 posts and coming in January, the one year anniversary of quality rants.

'one time, last week, i was trying to see how long i could keep mouthwash in my mouth. I sat down to watch tv with it in. After about 15 minutes it stopped buring and i forgot i had it in, then i accidently swallowed some. I couldnt stop throwing up for like 2 minutes, i couldnt breathe. it was horrible. The bottle said to call posion control immediatly but i turned out ok.' -DFT1080
Jan 29 2003 12:52AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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FRZGene is right...great book.

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Jan 29 2003 1:01AM
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FRZGene
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ya, they infiltrated the freemason group and shit like that.

ya seriously, read 'Angels and Demons'. One of the dopest books ever.
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Jan 29 2003 2:20PM
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