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So my dad just walked in on me and my gf
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Well not exactly walked in. He came to the comp room and was like someone is knocking on your window. Turned out to be the ole gf knocking on the wrong window. So I let her in and we start making out and my dad comes down like 5 min later and was knocking on my door and shit. So I tell her to hide behind the bed. My parents have met her before, just not when she has snuck into my house. So my dad was like tell her to leave NOW. So after like 5 min more, she goes and I just had the funniest convo with my parents. They tried to tell me all the dangers of sex and shit. Haha, this is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
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this reminds me of some of the stuff in the most embarassing thing said to your parents thread
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funniest post on newschoolers this month
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thats like every guys dream to have a girl sneek into your house on a booty call
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Yeah it would have been sweet, I was like sick, but then I remembered my dad was the one who told me she was sneaking in, and when he heard nothing but silence in my room for 10 minutes he decided to break things up haha. We made up for it last night though so its all good.
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oh yes you did, mutha fucka
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haha last nite, for my birthday me and these two guys were in my hot tub.. threesomeing it..then my dad walked in.
haha no. that didnt happen. but thatd be really embarrasing.
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this girl is an actual sasquatch
no joke
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