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So my dad just walked in on me and my gf
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Well not exactly walked in. He came to the comp room and was like someone is knocking on your window. Turned out to be the ole gf knocking on the wrong window. So I let her in and we start making out and my dad comes down like 5 min later and was knocking on my door and shit. So I tell her to hide behind the bed. My parents have met her before, just not when she has snuck into my house. So my dad was like tell her to leave NOW. So after like 5 min more, she goes and I just had the funniest convo with my parents. They tried to tell me all the dangers of sex and shit. Haha, this is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
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yeah I did the same once, stuck in, except it was the mom who walked in and she had never met me before. Oh that wasnt a very pleasant time. Bitch.
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Haha my parents were like does her mom know shes sneaking into boys rooms at 11:30 at night?
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Wait till you're full on naked and pullin her hair and that happens...wayyyy more interesting.
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Haha, I was being a drunken retard. I should have waited a while, on account of my dad was the one who heard the tapping on the window.
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Whatever, in a year im gone and I can do whatever the fuck I want.
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Shit dude, you'd think all the noise and occasional screaming would be a big "KEEP OUT" sign, but... yeah I need a deadbolt.
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Honestly tho, that kind of an ironic story, and yes i guess we can all say that parents are stupid.....God im never having kids.
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^ kids are designed to spoil your fun and make you look stupid. they also cause divorce! (i don't even know if i was being sarcastic there or not)
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my ex-girlfriend's mom walked in on us once. that was by far one of the most awkward situations i have ever been in. i just started cracking up. but her mom's chill, and just kind of shrugged it off kind of like "whatever, i did the same when i was younger, no point in being hypocritical." doesn't change the fact that i felt really weird being around her after that.
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Girls should never be the ones to sneak out... Always the guys. It makes girls look easy.
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yea one time i got woken up by my mom saying
"this is not acceptable"
i had no idea what she was talking about untill i rolled over and saw my gf was assleep next to me. then i remembered that drinking too much was bad because you make bad decisions.
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hahaha.. did she say anything after that?
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ive been close, her dad heard her asking if that was alright and shit, then silence for like 10 min while she was giving me head. he gave us a wierd look when we walked up stairs. and the other time when i just skeeted and her dad came upstairs and she ran closed the door, with no pants on covered in semen and had to say "its ok, dont worry about it, leave" he thought we had a fight
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Should have hid that bitch better. or told dad to go away your masturbating dont come in. I would rather say that then have sex because its not ike you were really masturbating so let him think what he wants. hes wrong. very very very wrong.
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I meant i would RATHER SAY THAT AND HAVE SEX... not THEN have sex. that is wrong of me. very very very wrong of me.
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im a junior in high school. My parents weren't really pissed, they were just like uh next time we need to know when she is here. I was so wasted I was just laughing in their faces last night, while she hid behind my bed lol.
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i was bout to ask how old are you to have your gf sneak into your room...but i guess the fact that your in junior high makes it acceptable.
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ur blind, juinor IN high school
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yah i used to bang my girlfriend in my room a lot when my sister lived down the hall, and my parents pry heard a couple times too. Now my sisters gone and parents leave a lot, and i dont have a girlfriend.
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anyone ever had sex while your roommate was sleeping? my gf and i fucked while my roommate was sleeping last year and this year and we've had her roommate walk in a number of times and she didn't know what was going on. gotta love college.
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no its not like she has to sneak into my room dude. She was just going by and dropped in. I didn't even know she was coming.
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Wow, you have got to be kidding me. I had just gotten home from a party. I was straight up shitfaced, I am really surprised my parents couldn't tell.
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don't act tough like you were laughing at your parents, yous a lil bitch
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but seriously does she have nice boobies
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dude theres already a thread for funny shot like this
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i walked in a random house because their garage was open
wen i got in, 2 seconds later, i left
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I drove by these two people that were having sex in their car in broad daylight on a pretty frequently used road. I just honked and gave them a big thumbs-up as I drove by.
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every single time, her roomie is on the top bunk
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and......??? if it was a old girlfriend and she got to the wrong window and she said screw it and started making out with him....she is easy.
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UMMM if chicks sneak out and meet dudes that sneak out its aiight
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lmao thats great, your lucky, my gf would need a ladder to come to my room
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thats not that bad my mom just tried too give me the porn talk. i wanted to slap her andyell in her face IM 17
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haha my bf's dad walked in on us making out, he just wanted to make sure all of our clothes were on, but i tihnk he was there for a while watching, im not sure
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Haha im not trying to act tough. If I had been sober I would have figured out an excuse so she could have stayed. Instead I laughed at my dad as he was like uh, son do we need to have a talk and all this shit.
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ripped his dick? you sound a little too excited about that
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Dealing with your parents is much better left to when you're sober. My parents are really entertaining when I'm toasted.
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Haha, my dad just came home, gave me a nice smelling and was like is that some beer I smell? I was like uh no? and he just smells me about 4 or 5 more times, realizes that Im not going to play his game and be like im sooooooooo sorry, and just walked away. ALthough I am extrememely drunk, I didn't have beer, so I know he didn't smell shit.
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damn those games parents play
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only because you are afraid your father will walk in your room and realize his pride and joy is an ass fucking faggot. Oh jsut think the embarassment you willl go through when your father sees you sucking your own shit of some big black cock.
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