Replying to TOURISTS

This is a thread to tell the tales of tourists you have witnessed or heard about....


So the other day im skiing with my friend jeff, and its about 430 and we figured all the tourists have gone home by now, o were we wrong. these tourists that were about 30 come along into the little jib park, and this lady in an orange jacket comes out of nowhere hauling ass out of control, hits the jump to the rainbow rail and almost hits me and jeff, she continues to go out of control until she goes into the trees and falls over in some powder, then she says to her friends 'whoa i was going so fast, and did u see how high i went off that jump!' we just stared, and i shook my head, they went off, still out of control. they returned about 30 mins later as out of control as ever and this time a snowboarder from the group tried the long press box, i heard that he fell off pretty bad, but i saw that he had a siezure after landing and couldnt move either. i left before they took him away but it was pretty fucked up. and the funny thing is the whole time i was blocking the press box some jackass kids wanted to hit it

there my story