Replying to Funny ass santa story
Ok so my grandparents throw a Christmas party for all my little cusins and everything. And they have a santa suit that my other grandpa ushaly wears and pretends to be santa so the kids can tell him wat they want for christmas. Ok but the problem this year was that my grandpa broke his leg and couldnt do it this year. So my aunts boy friend siad hed be santa tonite. Ok my parents and grandparents know that him and my aunt do drugs somtimes but my aunts not like a stupid druggy and we thought he wasnt either. So were havin the party and my aunts boyfriend who is mexican which is kinda funny to(a skiiny mexican santa) well he tell all the kids that he has to go and he walkes out to his car and he comes in like an hour later and he is so high on coke he can hardly walk so me and my bro are in shock and my mom told us to quick grab him and take him and get him outa there before the kids sall him. So me and my bro grab him and drag him outside and he starts to try and fight me and my brother, and im not a small guy and my brother is deff not a small guy hes 6 4" 260. Well hes swingin at us and will not stop even tho my and my bro combined proly hit him 30+ times finaly my mom just called the cops and they came and he was still wearing the santa suit and they took him to jail in a santa suit high on coke. I was so pissed as they were bout to leave i thought about how funny a pic it would be to see santa in a police car so i ran inside and jrabed a camera and ran back out and they were already down the street. And my aunt is no longer going to talk to him after this just to clear that up. Also we had to fill out all these papers so that we can get our santa suit back. It was so funny.
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