Replying to Embarrasing moments on the hill

I dunno if this has been posted before but if it has, suck a dick. I was just thinking about one time last year where I completely embarrased myself right under the lift. It was my first time blazing while skiing, and we were hittin up a run in the park. We come to the easiest rail in the park, and my friend is like see who can steeze it the most. I go first, and not thinking much at all, but concentratin g on the steeze more than the rail, I turned about 45 degree on, and slowly spun parralel to the rail and nutted myself, with my hands above my head in spread eagle posistion. My friends all fell over laughing, and didn't stop for about 5 minutes. I got up about 5 minutes later with bruised balls and an even more bruised ego. Funny as hell though.