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Dear East_Coast_Destruction,
You are a gigantic dickhead. We all remember the NS contest last year where you lied so that you could win the free Dynastar Belanger's, saying that you did not have skis and your parents would not buy you skis, when, in fact, you owned several pairs of perfectly good skis and were on your way to owning several more.
You are, quite, possibly, the biggest, most obnoxious gear-whore to ever grace this website of 70,000+ members. Your incessantly idiotic threads about which pair of skis you should have mom and dad buy you next, or which 7 lenses you should get for your 4 different pairs of goggles, or whether the pants you just bought will sag as much as Pete Olenick's do, because you bought the exact same model you saw him wearing (of course).
I, for one (and who's with me?), am fully sick of your spoiled ass coming on here and throwing an e-fit every time you don't get your way with ski equipment, or when a movie ships to your house 45 minutes later than the companty promised. You are a detriment to our sport, and I wish nothing but pain and bloodshed upon you and your entire household.
Love,
Teddy
P.S. If you don't already have a pair, you should get Prophets, you could probably use them for urban or something.