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jarossamdb7
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me and 2 other kids were trying to get into a 21+ show. the youngest looking had a fake ID. Me and the other kid go in first no problem, then they ask the other kid for his id. he shows his shitty fake ass id and gets it taken away and so im sort of looking over there and see that he's leaving so the door man sees that I am his friend and askes me for an id and I say I dont have one so he crosses out the stamp on my hand and kicks me out as well. The other kid sees that I got kicked out and doesnt want to stay for the show by himself and so he comes out. Me and him cant resell our tix, oh well $12 down the drain....

any ideas how to not get caught next time?
Nov 12 2005 4:09AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
dont be a douche bag maybe? basically everything you did was wrong, if the kid looks young and has an obviously fake id do you really think hes going to get in, unless you know the place doesnt give a fuck then go in staggered or something, also not staring at him while hes getting busted might have been a clue, also having a shred of common sense usually helps in these matters
Nov 12 2005 4:15AM
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jarossamdb7
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sorry man, im a bit drunk right now.

I guess it is pretty obvious. just woundering if anyone has a good stratigy other then dont look at the kid who is getting busted.
Nov 12 2005 4:33AM
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STAUSS
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what was the show?
Nov 12 2005 11:05AM
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jarossamdb7
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Supersuckers
Nov 12 2005 11:35AM
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Bangor
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Ironic......

Tell me you went home and drank heavily then?
Nov 12 2005 11:48AM
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l337
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kick the door mans ass
Nov 12 2005 2:15PM
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imotion
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usually the door men are burly black men
Nov 12 2005 2:20PM
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Skipig25
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don't bring the little kid with you
Nov 12 2005 2:21PM
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dbstar
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all of my strategies have one main requirement, which is not being an idiot. Sorry cant help you.
Nov 12 2005 2:37PM
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sniper_6
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hilarious
Nov 12 2005 2:38PM
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hype
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why are they douche bags? every underage kid tries that shit
Nov 12 2005 2:47PM
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bueyan
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ya dood, just don't bring the little guy
Nov 12 2005 2:53PM
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sunvalleyskibum
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go in 30 seconds apart from each other. Supersucks are cool.
Nov 12 2005 3:06PM
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skiierman
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Ummm... Slip him a 20.
Nov 12 2005 3:42PM
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candidefan04
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get your parents to escort you to the show
Nov 12 2005 3:44PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Man getting kick out of stuff sucks.

Yesterday was my last intramural soccer game, so naturally we were boozin and dragging on a stogie - like every other freaking game.

Some douche bag comes up and says "you guys can't be doing this." I mean it wasn't a problem any other time, but whatever, we put out the cigar and we put the alcohol away.

He's like "That's not good enough. Your team automatically loses." We're like ok whatever, we're the worst team in the league, we're just here havin a good time. We turn the music back on. And get back to dancing and singing.

The guy comes back and says "I'm kicking you guys out of the game." We're just like ok. Then some bitch is like, get off the field. And she's just freakin yelling at us. So I'm pretty pissed at this point. (both pissed drunk and pissed off) So I turn the fuck around give her the damn finger and start chugging back my jack daniels. Then I sprayed out of my mouth in her general direction. Finally, me and my two buddies who got kicked out with me slowly made our way out.

The bitch comes up to us and says "you better hope protection doesn't catch you, they'll ID you" ohhhhh noooooo, don't ID me. You twat, I'm fucking of age anyways, and my booze are currently concealed.

Anyways,it was good times tho cuz we chilled with a hobo and his dog for like 15 mins, got some irish car bombs and like 10 chicks were having a belated halloween party so we joined.
Nov 12 2005 3:51PM
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candidefan04
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^good story
Nov 12 2005 3:58PM
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Timmy_G
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exactly.
Nov 12 2005 4:06PM
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timmi
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just use the internet to get dirty movies
Nov 12 2005 4:17PM
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Jessbuff
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fuck your damn signature. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. How long has it been like that? Cuz really, you'd think I would learn, but no. I've gone weeks without reading it and then bam, I read it. fuck.
Nov 12 2005 4:19PM
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jarossamdb7
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but of course
Nov 17 2005 3:20PM
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jarossamdb7
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ya they are! im really pissed. thats like all I have been listening to latley is speed rock/garage rock/garage punk and underground hip hop. its a funny combination I know.

here in durango all we have is some shitty ass local pop-punk bands and some emo/hardcore bands that suck ass as well. Im so pissed I missed that show! No bands ever come by southwest CO either.
Nov 17 2005 11:00PM
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sunvalleyskibum
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i saw a really dope cover band play at a restaraunt/bar in durango a few weeks back...cant remeber what they were called tho.
Nov 17 2005 11:17PM
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SkiMN
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yeah that would be good, maybe even two minutes or so
Nov 17 2005 11:49PM
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thecoyote
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I don't understand this you have to be 21 law. It's retarded. I am so glad that I live in canada and have been legally drinking for almost 3 years.
Nov 18 2005 1:54AM
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sneather
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ya canada is awsome
Nov 18 2005 8:05AM
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Coalescent
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send the ltitle kid home
Nov 18 2005 8:16AM
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SkiMN
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another good idea. next time try not to fuck it up so bad
Nov 22 2005 7:02PM
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Daniel.
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next time dont bring your little brother idiot
Nov 22 2005 7:04PM
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Grimace.
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hahaha
so true
Nov 22 2005 7:25PM
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bp.lando
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ya really
Nov 22 2005 7:25PM
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rightcoastskier
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you cant just ditch ur friend like that
Nov 22 2005 9:14PM
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tBatt
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hahahah
Nov 22 2005 9:42PM
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rippinbumpskier
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dont go with people with shitty fake ids
Nov 22 2005 9:55PM
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