Ohhhhhh shit, we're gonna bring the fun to Skjersaas Friday November 11th.
The event is called "Contained at Skjersaas." Why did we calll it Contained at Skjersaas? The answer: we are importing four boxcar containers to creat our flatbottom. Behind the boxcars will be a four story drop in ramp that is twice as wide as last years. Why are we making the drop in wider? The drop in is wider so you jibheads can choose between two rail set ups.
Ahhhhhhh ya, we have two rail set ups. What kind, what kind asks the little kid on my side? One will be a fifteen foot flat to 20 foot down and the other will be a 10 foot flat to 25 foot down. Hip hip horray, hip hip horray, the rails are made out of four inch wide flat bar metal totally custom for this event.
The event is $20.00 per person and the entry time is 3PM sharp, the contest goes from 5-10pm. The 1st 22 snowboarders and 22 skiers are in, the rest of you will have to cry and wait til your mt. opens.
There will be two contests. The first will judge the best trick for a skier; that's if you make it to the finals...the same goes for the faggot snowboarders, oh wait, I snowboard, they're cool. The second contest will be doubles combined. Your confused and the lightbulb is not poppin' with understanding? The deal here is simple: one snowboarder will team up with one skier to form a team. There will be 10 teams in total for this event and we choose em.
WAIT TIL' YOU SEE THIS EVENT HELD IN STRIKING BEND OREGON AT SKJERSAAS SKI SHOP$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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