Replying to NS analogies

I stole this from Conan, but i thought it would be funny to read some of this forums ides. So post em if you got em.

God is to Human, as Seth Morrison is to a skier.

Proven and affordable is to K2, as untested and overpriced is to Armada

A parent loves his kid, as I love my weed.

well here is a few, to get you guys started. I expect a lot better ones from everyone else out there because I am too fucking stoned.






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Give me a Corona and I'll Bone ya,
I fly planes so take off them hanes.