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Drail
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who lieks du b andf dumbewr.... i got worms \. your know worm farms.. yea....

Darryl Hunt

little girl (to paul): you're evil
little girl: are you a midget?
holly and i: yes he his... he's an evil midget.
Dec 3 2002 10:45PM
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troll
Posts: 110 - Karma: 10
oh darryl i love u ur great!!
' everything in life is about having wind shield washing fliud' - Darryl Hunt driving in Paul's dirty ass van!
Dec 3 2002 11:05PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
we've got no money...we've got no jobs...OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Dec 3 2002 11:06PM
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bibskis
Posts: 671 - Karma: 11
...that john denvers full of shit...



Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'


i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me
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Dec 3 2002 11:34PM
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bibskis
Posts: 671 - Karma: 11
...that john denvers full of shit...



Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'


i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me
-Crazedskier1080
Dec 3 2002 11:34PM
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WestCoastPride
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what are you guys talking about? i dont get movies in the yukon
Dec 3 2002 11:37PM
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wannabegangster
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how badly do i wish i was in his state of mind right now.
Loyd: ' I'm talking about a place called Aspen '
Harry: ' Uh i dunno Loyd the French are assholes'
Dec 3 2002 11:39PM
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SUpilot
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Dec 4 2002 12:32AM
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What
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oh dear god i hate you

What?
Dec 4 2002 12:34AM
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$1080PLP$
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that was the most random thing i read tonight


*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club
Dec 4 2002 2:03AM
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Pipe_Munky
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so darryl, i hear those shots you did tonite didn't agree with you!




For every generation there is a legend....
For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
Dec 4 2002 2:50AM
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schlonginator
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i gott foot long....... foot long floppy that is






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'Just Jib It'
Dec 4 2002 3:27AM
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What
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i still have that image stuck in my head, damn you SUpilot

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Dec 4 2002 5:08AM
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andyrightcoast
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haha, SUPilot takin the Goatse to another level.

-Andy

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PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
Dec 4 2002 5:15AM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
so big gulps eh? right, well see ya later
ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
Dec 4 2002 5:19AM
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Skier711
Posts: 375 - Karma: 11
I loved those fur boots those are the greatest
Dec 4 2002 12:51PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
skis huh...they yours?....both of them!?.....cool....
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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Dec 4 2002 6:28PM
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punk_flannery
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Kick his ass Sebas!
Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics.....Even if you win, your still retarded!
Dec 4 2002 7:14PM
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EastCoastPride
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Dec 4 2002 9:08PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
''Well maybe if you'd eat some meat you'd have some natural lubricant''




























-Marge Simpson to Lisa

Wisdom:
''...remeber arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded.''
-bakerlocal (194 posts)
Dec 4 2002 9:35PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF
Dec 4 2002 10:52PM
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missy
Posts: 559 - Karma: 11
who goes to a bar at 10 am anyways?
Dec 5 2002 12:19AM
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Schwags
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dumb and dumber will be one of americas ultrah classic movies in history.. we just dont realize how brilliant it was yet...
Dec 5 2002 12:23AM
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youneedmorelumber
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WE MADE IT TOO THE MOON
Dec 5 2002 12:36AM
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Pipe_Munky
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darryl likes the footlong!


i'll leave that one up to you guys!




For every generation there is a legend....
For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
Dec 5 2002 2:58AM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 62
Rumor has it, this is how he is getting his rent money also...




'I'm still Ugly'
Dec 5 2002 3:54AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
craig, i now will hate you forever!

that damn pic is gonna haunt my dreams! now i don't wann go to bed!


For every generation there is a legend....
For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
Dec 5 2002 3:59AM
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yeti
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heheheh i can't stop giggling hehehheheheheh

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What's the legal drinking age in Nunavit? Or do they only serve gas?
FROSTMONKEY
Dec 5 2002 8:34AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
your gonna need more than a foot long for that one
Dec 5 2002 2:11PM
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teneighty_skier22
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././

:Pain is temporary, glory's forever:

Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...

Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.


BIATCH!
Dec 5 2002 2:43PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
you sold my dead bird to the blind kid!!!! YEAH!!....yeah...:( loyd petey didnt even have a head!!! HARRY i took care of it!!

id like to eat her liver with some farber beans and i nice bottle of Chianti.

ehh look at the buns on that....yeeaaahhh he must work out


'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
Dec 5 2002 4:07PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
seriously though...that movie is genius....its great. best comedy of ALL TIME.
Dec 5 2002 4:27PM
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FreshCoast
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They a currently filming the second Dumb and Dumber right now. I can't wait!

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Andrew

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
Dec 5 2002 5:52PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!!! OMG I NEED TO PUT ON SOME NEW PANTS NOW....THATS GONNA BE AWESOME
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
Dec 5 2002 5:57PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
who goes to a bar at 10 am anyway............ i just figured she was a raging alcholic

and cant stop giggling from that picture either skipimp
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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Dec 5 2002 6:10PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
yeah i knew they were making a second one. hopefully it is just as good. with the same characters and stuff.
Dec 5 2002 6:39PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
My friend tried out for it, but didn't get a part. If I understand him correctly, its supposed to be some kind of prequel, but he didn't know much more than that.
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Andrew

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
Dec 5 2002 6:50PM
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scratchman
Posts: 467 - Karma: 26
'Those your skis?'
'Yeah'
'Both of them?'



Who wrote 'Da Moon Rules #1' on my car with a key!
Dec 5 2002 7:23PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Almost forgot my favourite two quotes:

Lloyd: What's the soup du jour?
Waiter: It's the soup of the day.
Lloyd: Mmm, that does sound good.

Lloyd: Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.

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Andrew

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
Dec 5 2002 8:24PM
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andyrightcoast
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the second dumb and dumber is called

Dumb and Dumber 2: When Harry Met Lloyd

The Dell kid is rumored to be in it... *shudder*...


-Andy

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PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
Dec 5 2002 8:35PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Yeah cannibalism!

Wisdom:
''...remeber arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded.''
-bakerlocal (194 posts)
Dec 5 2002 8:45PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!!!










What has a whale done for you lately?
Dec 5 2002 9:10PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Not once...












































Not twice...
















































...but trice.

Wisdom:
''...remeber arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded.''
-bakerlocal (194 posts)
Dec 5 2002 9:34PM
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