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Vancouver Theory-3/Poorboyz premiere (reminder)
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Unacceptable reasons for not coming to the Vancouver Theory-3/Poorboyz premiere of Safety Meeting & WAR this Friday night @ 6pm at UBC in the main ballroom of the Student Union Building, followed by a turbo-rad afterparty right downstairs at the Pit (since the beer gardens were cancelled). Compiled by Jeff Schmuck & Dan Hedekar while putting off making signs for ski poles and looking for missing binding screws at Comor.
-I have to work/I cant get work off.
-I live in Whistler/Vernon/Penticton/USA.
-I live too far away.
-I have no way of getting there.
-My car is broken/might break down.
-I’m getting surgery.
-I’m sick.
-I’m tired.
-I’m broke.
-I’m a bitch.
-Nobody likes me.
-I’m not allowed to pull fire alarms.
-My syphillis flared up again.
-There’s going to be way too many people in the theatre for me to jerk off without getting caught.
-I’m in jail.
-I don’t drink.
-I drink, but I don’t want to be hungover for the snow show.
-Zach Davison gave me STD’s and I don’t want to face him.
-Justin Dorey got me pregnant and I don’t want to face him.
-Matt Margetts is just too damn sexy and I don’t want to face him.
-Nicole Pendleberry broke my heart by going out with Jeffy and I don’t want to face her.
-I’m gay, and Jeff Thomas isn’t, which really really sucks cuz I want to be with him but I cant…so I don’t want to face him.
-I’m in a ski/snowboard club.
-I have homework.
-I hate Simon/I hate Josh (haha, sorry boys, had to do it).
-It’s my girlfriend’s best friend’s birthday.
-My girlfriend/boyfriend doesn’t want to go.
-My ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend is going to be there.
-My wife/girlfriend is giving birth.
-I actually don’t watch ski movies to enjoy them. I watch them strictly to over analyze everything that’s wrong with the video, the riders and the film company itself, and then log onto this website as soon as it’s over and bitch about it.
-I don’t ski.
-I’m a snowboarder.
-worse yet, I’m a ski racer.
-I’ve already seen Safety Meeting and/or War 10,000,000,000 times.
-I have a different premiere to go to.
-I got abducted by aliens.
-I’ve got a date with a hot transvestite.
-I’m more of an MSP fan actually.
-I don’t want to hook up with a hot, easy, first year UBC girl.
-I don’t want to watch two rad ski movies, get drunk and have a good time with friends and win free stuff.
-I’m scared of Jeff Schmuck and/or Dan Hedekar.
see everyone there.
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4 Breathe and Stops that I stole from you in April
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I am definitely going to be there, The UBC ski and board club always knows how to throw parties, too bad the damn cops wouldn't approve the liquor licence for after the movie.
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I heard that there are these things called... dammit.... um oh yeah 'busses' and that they don't have an age limit!
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all the skier friends that were gonna go with me have to work, but ill come anyways, hopefully ill get ppl to come though
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So not an excuse. I'd ditch work.
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I have school today, I'm in computer class right now. I go to private school so the strike doesnt affect me.
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Buy a movie form Theory-3.com and mayube
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^fuck naw dude. dont deserve shit.
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woops didnt know there was another page...
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My boy Macks Hill in da houze!
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I think this kids a little BIAS....correction: I KNOW this kids a little bias.
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ha this thread is hilarious. Jeff schmuck is the raddest guy i know!! see you all tonight kids.
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it's 4:04pm, and Jeff Schmuck is drunk
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dude you called dan at 12. i know you were drunk long beforer 4
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Ahh good times at the show..
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sad I missed the afterparty, happy I made it for the movies though and got to see all my favorite whistler and vancouverites and of course my BROOKIE!
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there are really cute experimental girls at UBC...trust me i experimented...
...and woke up 12 floors up in gage towers...
I guess I got the Gordie Howe Hat Trick -I fought, scored and assisted in a buddy scoring...
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swedish girls can have brown hair? Who knew...
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So we were sitting watching that U.P.1-2 whatever the heck it was dealie and this chick in front of us leans over the back of her chair when it's over and asks random mcnobody beside me this: "schmuck? you're schmuck, right?" and mr. mcnobody stares blankly at her, thinking she's calling him a piece of goo or something and doesn't respond. So the girl continues, not realizing what an idiot she looked like "like, you're schmuck aren't you?" not thinking that the lack of response meant 'no.' anyway, I finally politely laugh at her, then tug her sleeve and point to the front and say "Schmuck would be the one at the front speaking, who just introduced himself as so, and whose rhinestone belt bears his name." She was like "oh, right, I was wondering who that was!" anyway.... Schmuck was this some sort of internet lovebunny? Or perhaps has your popularity reached the far ends of the earth?
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hey I saw that girl ask that to that guy who was sitting on the far right i was maybe 3 rows behind that girl where were you?
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I was to that dude's left, like two or three seats over in the same row with three of my friends. man that girl was retarded. oh and well if you saw that you probably saw me point out the real slim shady, oops schmuck.
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hahaha, that was me that asked if that guy was schmuck, thanks for calling me retarded... honestly though, how the hell am i supposed to know? i don't know anybody that's not somehow related to freestyle... the reason i thought it was schmuck, is because i totally recognized that person from on here somewhere, and (as i mentioned, i don't know anyone who's anyone) i assume it's one of the few people who's names I recognize... but uh, yeah, that wasn't one of my best moments, as you also may have noticed, i was too afraid to ask who anyone else was in that room, because i didn't want that to happen again...
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well i'm pretty sure i was sitting almost right behind you with a friend. Didn't a friend of yours show up with her boyfriend at some point and then sat beside you?
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yeah i heard the name of "the dave" quite a few times though, i think most of the ppl on this site were the loud drunken bunch at the back who were heating up the room during the movie...
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basically.
next time we should have NS name tags so everyone will feel comfortable approaching their internet buddies
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yeah for being in highschool.
schmuck, who were those chikcs that were totally sucked in by your belt. I never thought it would work that well. They were entranced by the bright heavenly glow of your crotch. as was I.
The Dave was the one Cream-ing everyone
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yep the girl I was with is one of my best friends, and the couple to show up were her younger brother and his gf. we also used to all go to the same private school together.
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i was drunk at the back with my rum
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except I'm wrong, the other couple to show up were the world famous Brooke and her boyfriend.
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OH MAN! If I had know BROOKE was going to be there I would have made arrangements for sure!
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awww ERICA. WHERE WERE YOU!! and yes, that was me french fry dude that walked in late, thanks to a little thing called "being searched at the boarder." ughh. but dont worry erica- amy has been on my ass almost everyday about coming up to whistler atleast 3 times this year! hehe
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ns nametags, good idea... haha
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Our NS nametags manifested themselves in the form of CREAM in non-permanent ink... although it's resilient non-permanent ink, I've washed my hands a bunch of times and I still have some blue on them.
I was sitting near the back drinking and making a bunch of noise.
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it comes off if you scrub hard enough.
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I was sitting pretty far back to the left, having a few beers on my own till I noticed Dirt and Gooding there
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Dirt wasn't drinking... so I went back to the shore...
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NS Nametags are definetly in order, but we need another excuse to all get together again.
And maybe The Dave should change his screenname to "The Dave". (with all respect to Trevor).
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ns nametags would be the gayest thing ever. i won't condone such a thing.
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OOhhh! look at meeee, everybody already knows who I am! ooohhhh.
Fine, ok, I am just jealous because nobody knows who I am ok, are you happy now "Nix"?
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Me and Nicole are united on this issue.
Just try and fuck with us.
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You both just made me cry, I want you to know that.
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Im sure some of us here have asked another random skier on the hill what there NS name is
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