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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
ok so like my school is like waaaaay preppy but lately there have been people joking around and having rap battles during lunch on Monday my friend and i are gonna enter the ring and do a snowboarders vs. skiers kinda thing, anyone have any good versus anti-snowboard? (make sure theyre funny not like way mean)
Oct 14 2005 5:15PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
like, you seem like, waaayyyy preppy too haha, j/k :)
Oct 14 2005 5:16PM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
bitches cant rap, go iron my clothes ho
Oct 14 2005 5:16PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
stowebum where are you?

rap about how the snow is shitty on the east coast and how she likes jizz on her toast!
Oct 14 2005 5:17PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
haha, whats wrong w. preps?
Oct 14 2005 5:25PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,647
man, i just rap about the streets
Oct 14 2005 5:27PM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
ask 50 cent... he loves skiing
Oct 14 2005 5:29PM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
and by skiing i mean shooting crackers
Oct 14 2005 5:29PM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
and by crackers i mean white people
Oct 14 2005 5:30PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
and by white people he means michael jackson
Oct 14 2005 5:49PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
maan, if only stowebum could spit a nice lil freestyle right about now.
Oct 14 2005 6:02PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
hahahha
Oct 14 2005 7:54PM
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agree.this
Posts: 794 - Karma: 9
if you want a super shitty one you should definately ask lil_gordian for a rhyme or 2 about skiing, that guy cant rap about shit, but it would be funny..... for everyone else to watch that is.
Oct 14 2005 8:05PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
rather then entering into a rap battle why don't you throw down your baggies of cocaine and do lines across eachothers ass. i know how fond prep bitches are of cocaine.
Oct 14 2005 8:14PM
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Me.
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 10
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
Oct 14 2005 8:20PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
lol
Oct 14 2005 9:09PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
hmmm wait i got


(every time it says matt replace with persons name)
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Matt your a Fag,
Your a little Douche Bag
You roll on the floor and ask for more
You met a guy named Bob
And then polished his nob
I dont know your future because its foggy
But i do know that your balls are soggy
Now i only have one more thing to say
Matt Your Gay.
Oct 14 2005 9:12PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
too bad stowebum got banned, he kicks ass at this shit
Oct 14 2005 9:23PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
stowebum got BANNED WTF!
Oct 14 2005 9:38PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
stowebum got banned, that cant be right
Oct 14 2005 10:11PM
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MdanteL
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 16
okay say this for a quick "bar"....
u suck on the mountain, u run into trees,
watch ur back ill do a drive by on skis..

Then make gun shot noises and the crowd will go wild
Oct 14 2005 10:18PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
snowboards aint got shit
all you bitches do is sit
straight on your ass
smoking weak grass
So respect the two planks
cause this shit is fucking dank
and yall really stank
Go drown in a kitchen sink
Oct 14 2005 10:19PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
BURRRRRN


stwoebum go the BOOT.. bummer.
Oct 14 2005 10:27PM
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Balgus
Posts: 474 - Karma: 14
ski8990

mdantel

not bad my friends
Oct 14 2005 10:31PM
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agree.this
Posts: 794 - Karma: 9
how did he get banned?
Oct 15 2005 12:50AM
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beefbud
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 13
to be totally honest. skiing looks really gay compared to snowboarding.
Oct 15 2005 12:52AM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
i just buy skis the size of some snoboards! does that make me twice as cool?
Oct 15 2005 1:11AM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
its totally true
Oct 15 2005 2:22AM
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