My ebay christmas list

First item: Penis Cake Pan

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?
ViewItem&item=742287388

All my life i wanted to bake a penis cake.

Second Item: Tank
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1873152711

For those when the government just doesn't cut it.

Third item: A picture of a midget.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=740998970

Nothing is useless, until now.

Fourth Item: Pen that looks like dog shit.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1791448097

I really really want one of these.

Thanks guys and a merry christmas/kwanza/chuanuaka/other-accepting everybody-nonoffensive holiday.



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