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Cast on each arm

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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
haha, my friend's brother broke one elbow biking then broke the other one today when he was running for a tennis ball and flipped over the net, he now has one cast on each arm, poor kid, just felt like sharing i think its funny
Oct 11 2005 6:44PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
no masturbating for him
Oct 11 2005 6:46PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
hahaha shit... i would die
Oct 11 2005 6:46PM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
you think 2 casts is going to stop a determined masturbator?
Oct 11 2005 6:47PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
dude, they're called feet
Oct 11 2005 6:48PM
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Balgus
Posts: 474 - Karma: 14
haha nice one dude
Oct 11 2005 6:48PM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
snow bunny, you better do that man a favor...

















you sick bastards I meant help him write his homework.
Oct 11 2005 6:52PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
haha, i didnt even think about masterbation
Oct 11 2005 6:53PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
^ its pretty much our life source. after u start, and then stop for approximately 70 days, your heart explodes and your penis implodes
Oct 11 2005 7:02PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
^he's right ya know
Oct 11 2005 7:20PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
haha he should be like johnny knoxville and walk up to random ppl and say he has to go to the bathroom and ask them to undo his fly
Oct 11 2005 7:21PM
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Lefroy
Posts: 861 - Karma: 10
oh man, two casts must suck. a few years ago my friend broke both her wrists her first day snowboarding.. i told her thats what she gets for snowboarding.. and i don't think she's been snowboarding since.
Oct 11 2005 7:26PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Kick him in the chest, he can't protect himself.
Oct 11 2005 7:27PM
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VKarma185
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
man that kid needs to be drinkin more milk!
Oct 11 2005 7:27PM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
my friend had a cast on each arm, he fell out of a tree.
Oct 11 2005 7:45PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
my sister broke her arm riding a bike when she was like 5. a week before she was gonna get it off, she broke the other one using a table as a slide. the people at the hospital had to make sure my parents weret abusing her. she had 2 casts for a week.
Oct 11 2005 8:04PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
wow that must suck, my brother broke his leg wen he was 2.5 by tripping over a ball, he just stepped on it n he fell n it broke the bottom half of his leg weird? if we didnt know where he was wed just follow the trail he left from dragging his leg along the ground
Oct 11 2005 8:07PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
wow the masterbateing thing outch he better get himself a sluty g/f
Oct 11 2005 8:10PM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
balls
Oct 11 2005 8:13PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
my buddy broke his arm playing soccer a few weeks ago (hes goalie). he had to get pins thrown in to hold the elbow together, so no cast, just a brace. last week he was playing commie ball again, and got hit with a shot that shattered both the pins. he was so bitter, it was hilarious.
Oct 11 2005 9:05PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
I broke my rigt arm in two spots last year, my wriste and my humourus, well i acutlly broke my humourus twice that year, but i had to learn how to masterbate with my left had, and shit that was a challenge. It felt like a stranger, but still did the trick. So know I Jack it with both hands, I'm pretty talented, ladies I encourage to learn the ways of left hand and right hand.
Oct 11 2005 9:06PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
aw man that sux big time i hope he gets better soon.
Oct 11 2005 9:12PM
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jambone
Posts: 934 - Karma: 11
Thats BADASS
Oct 11 2005 10:53PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
That kid needs to drink more booze! Milk is for pussies!
Oct 11 2005 11:01PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
this kid broke his humorous, and he must of gotten so many, "there's nothing funny/humorous about that" jokes. I would of had to strangle something if I got told that.
Oct 11 2005 11:05PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
well now you need to help the poor kid out and get on him so he doesn't have to go without. Its true, its your job
Oct 11 2005 11:06PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
haha my first though upon reading the subject
Oct 11 2005 11:18PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
my first thought was "no pouring cheerios for breakfast without help"

because I cherish pouring myself a bowl of cheerios every morning.

or froot loops.
Oct 11 2005 11:49PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
he can still just swing his whole arm
a cast to the head would hurt so much
Oct 12 2005 12:01AM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
i broke both of my arms 3 weeks ago.
Oct 12 2005 12:02AM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
didnt that happen to iannick, i remember my friend telling me about it, its gunna be a pain to wipe the ass
Oct 12 2005 12:18AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
haha i totally forget how i managed to whipe my ass when i broke my wrist
Oct 12 2005 3:56AM
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RedbAss
Posts: 352 - Karma: 10
When we drunken and walking home, a friend of mine tried to jump on my back and make me carry her. Unfort I didn't catch her so she slid off my back and landed on her wrists. Broke them both. She was helpless.
Oct 12 2005 4:00AM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
ya i watched a snowboarder break both arms. He hit the jump and caught an edge, and when he landed put his arms down and i heard a snap. I went to see if he was alright and he was face down couldnt move at all. The ski patrol braced his one arm not knowning both were broken, later when they tried to move him they found out
Oct 12 2005 11:13AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
he broke his arm playing tennis... HOW LAME!!! and flame
Oct 12 2005 11:14AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
hahahaha
Oct 12 2005 11:28AM
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bob_dole
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 1,580
yea ive had full length casts on both my arms as well....it blows man. luckily i got them off after like 3 weeks, then i had splints on both arms for a while too, best part of it was that the school got someone else to take all my notes in classes during that period. that was pretty sweet i guess.
Oct 12 2005 12:13PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
did you have you mom relieve your chronic tension in the penial area?
Oct 12 2005 1:00PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
YEAH lol I broke my arm last year and its fuckin hard to wipe your ass unnattty./
Oct 12 2005 4:25PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
so how far does each cast go up?
Oct 12 2005 4:39PM
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gaberaham
Posts: 640 - Karma: 17
hahahahahahahahahaha, oh man that sucks. You should post a pic of it. Beating off would be damn near impossible. Damn that sucks, but at least it gave me a good laugh. ha
Oct 12 2005 4:43PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
hope he's got a big family so they can have a daily rotation of whoever gets to be the "designated ass-wiper"
Oct 12 2005 4:50PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
fuck ya
Oct 12 2005 5:17PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
thats why he has snow bunny
Oct 12 2005 6:28PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
ahhh! i love cheerios! theyre like my addiction!
Oct 12 2005 6:33PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
like up past the elbows, its hilarious
Oct 12 2005 6:35PM
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cdnskigirl89
Posts: 744 - Karma: 10
haha, now he can maybi attempt the robot but prob cant even do that haha
Oct 12 2005 6:42PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
how's he gonna beat his meat?
Oct 12 2005 7:06PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
i remember when i broke my leg and had a cast all the way from toes to hip
wow it sucked
Oct 12 2005 7:11PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
I remember when I broke my leg and they operated on it and put it back together with a titaniaum stick.

I win.
Oct 12 2005 8:28PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
i remember when my left testicle came out of place and twisted itself around and the doctor told me the pain was comparable to birthing twins and the nut was within about a half an hour of dying forever due to lack of oxygen.

i win, motherfucker.

but it's okay now.
Oct 12 2005 10:23PM
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