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Im skiboarding this season

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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
4 real. im in the b crew now, fuk u.

i live in wisconsin, the jumps are 20 feet long max, so i gotta get proportional. i cant w8 2 tear it up.

Sep 10 2005 8:56PM
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A_Whelan
Posts: 882 - Karma: 17
wtf is b crew, and "ski boarding" is fucking gay
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Sep 10 2005 9:02PM
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anothermammothpunk
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 10
FUCK B_CREW

Sep 10 2005 9:03PM
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anothermammothpunk
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 10
The B is for BITCH and your crew is straight WACK watch the fuck out cuase little bitches catch that hollow tip in the back, back o the skull if you wanna get precice, step B-crew im known to get nice.........i'll fuck youz in the ass witcha own snowlerblades then come heavy on your Big gay brigade and put ya boddies up in the Big gay parade B- crew niiiiiiiiggah we wouldn't have aaany other way, I seen your little video shit was real cute heard your little rhymes was that a chick or dude???? you did like three switch ups on on three foot rail you still came off early and you still BAILED! tekk mobb bitch ~STEP~

Sep 10 2005 9:06PM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
haha

Sep 10 2005 9:07PM
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DougFunnie
Posts: 258 - Karma: 11
hey jerk ^^, how many swith ups can u do on a 3 foot rail with skis/, B CREW fucking owns, u watch out when we go to mammoth to film this year, were goona beat you guys up, really bad so ur all bruised and stuff!!!! grrrrr






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Sep 10 2005 9:19PM
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Blades4Life
Posts: 248 - Karma: 9
yea mommy straight reppin the crew, B CREW bitches, look out for that hot shit in the bonus section of BLUEPRINTS.

And anothermammoth punk, you wanna fuckin die, keep stepin to B CREW, you dont wanna fuck with us, believe me bitch if you only knew how deep we roll, you wouldnt ever say a word bitch, watch yo back, there might be a blade strap comin in your direction mothafucka.

READY STRAP BLADE, FALL 06, LOOK FO DAT SHIT

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READY STRAP BLADE: droppin fall 06'
Sep 10 2005 9:20PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
anyone can spin a ton with tiny little blades it takes skill to spin with big skis

"if all your friends jumped off a clif would you?" -my mom "i would if there was snow on it" -me
Sep 10 2005 9:24PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
anybody can land with big ass skis, they like fuckn training wheels, aiiite?

by the way, watch out for our bonus seggy in PYB, dont b scrd

Sep 10 2005 9:28PM
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anothermammothpunk
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 10
COme in my direction you little 16 yr old faggots PLEASE give me an opertunity to put your whole lame claim squad in the fucking hospital keep the "e tough" act homies i'll take on your whole kindergarden class

What happens when little boys try to step to a man? the get smacked the fuck down by a seasoned pimp hand! Keep steppin' keepin' reppin keep itchin to catch two in the head what the fuck for? your wack sport IS DEAD! all this b-crew talk is makin' my nuts itch, take em off your nose and give em a scratch while your at it clean up your pussy bitch crub that cat. You wanna claim you own ME?we ll shit then prove ownage HOMIE, just gimme a minute while i have your ma dukes blow me............ aaaaaaah

Sep 10 2005 9:32PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
your bitch ass better put a body cast on lay away

our bcrew skills will leave your gay ass hurtn anyday

Sep 10 2005 9:35PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
this is the best conversation i have ever read


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Sep 10 2005 9:35PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
thats why ill be doing a 720 off of the same bump you use to pump and get speed, aiiiite!?

Sep 10 2005 9:36PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
^woooord. This is the first episode of GhettoWars: B-Crew vs Therestoftheworld





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Sep 10 2005 9:36PM
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LineAddiction9
Posts: 616 - Karma: 12
fuck skiboarding I will give you my old skiboards for free dude fuck you and your skiboards!!!!!!!!! Skiboarding is for little pussys who can't spin skis!! Why the fuck would you switch to skiboarding and why the fuck would you want too!! Worse dicesion you have ever made in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep 10 2005 9:37PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i can 900 on skis with the greatest of ease, and i can land without flinchin. fuk skis.

Sep 10 2005 9:39PM
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anothermammothpunk
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 10
If you kids aren't joking bring it then bring your whole lame "b-crew" to Mammoth and step, see who gets owned eh? i love the rebutal too it seam to me ive "owned" you all twice now with nothing but a "fuck you" clever guys, real clever.

Sep 10 2005 9:41PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
i have said this a billion times "FUCK B CREW"

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Sep 10 2005 9:42PM
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Blades4Life
Posts: 248 - Karma: 9
fuck all you pussy bitches b crew will fuck everyone of you up, we got bladez bitch, we fit into tight mofuckin places, you got dem long ass bladez you cant go nowhere, anyone wanna step to b crew, anytime anyplace, if you fuckers only knew...

Jerimyah O'

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READY STRAP BLADE: droppin fall 06'
Sep 10 2005 9:42PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
hahahahahahaha ski boarding is going down

"if all your friends jumped off a clif would you?" -my mom "i would if there was snow on it" -me
Sep 10 2005 9:43PM
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anothermammothpunk
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 10
oh yeah i suck at skiing to aparently......................
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/LoadPicture.php4?pic_id=18053


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Sep 10 2005 9:43PM
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Blades4Life
Posts: 248 - Karma: 9
you tell these pussy ass bitches mommy, put these wannabes in their place right quick.

Jerimyah O'

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READY STRAP BLADE: droppin fall 06'
Sep 10 2005 9:44PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
and ur how old five?

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Sep 10 2005 9:46PM
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anothermammothpunk
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 10
what was that you said about sucking at skiing huh? you gonna charge 80+ footers on the blades????

Sep 10 2005 9:47PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
u never met us up okemo

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Sep 10 2005 9:48PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
what if you where skiing down the street and wanted to parrallell park into a 3 foot space between two cars? let me tell you bitches, you aint gonna fit. just keep slidin along as i park my ass into that spot with my dope ass line 5-0s

Sep 10 2005 9:49PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
by steppin do u mean skiing or fighting quit tryin to be a fuckin thug bitch

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Sep 10 2005 9:49PM
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anothermammothpunk
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~ blades4life~
Date Sent: September 10 2005 21:48:00
naw kid you dont see, way more people like us think its funny then people like you who take it too fuckin seriously, go cry cause you suck at skiing and wanna make fun of other people to make yourself feel better.


thats too great right there, like I take it too seriously...... fuck that im sick of hearing about this bladin' bullshit if its a joke than FUCKING SAY ITS A JOKE, otherwise im going to continue to tell you your wack and you going to continue to be wack, and as far as my skiing goes........... i threw up a random pic up there for ya but i'm not defending my riding to some 15 year old snowblading pune who can't even step to a rhyme let alone if it got physical for realz


Sep 10 2005 9:53PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
i dont fuckin care if u snow blade i just fucking hate the entire BCREW

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Sep 10 2005 9:55PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
B_CREW FAM

Sep 10 2005 9:56PM
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anothermammothpunk
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 10
Fuck bcrew

Sep 10 2005 9:56PM
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anothermammothpunk
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 10
tekk MB just owned bcrew

Sep 10 2005 10:00PM
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
b crew kicks ass! actually...i dont know yet, ill have to see blueprints bonus features

Sep 10 2005 10:03PM
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SteezePatrol
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fuck bcrew you all sound like idiots anothermammothpunk sounds cool, and don't pretend to be tough...you skiboard

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Sep 10 2005 10:15PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
skiboarding is way harder than skiing. ask NS.com legend misty7.

Sep 10 2005 10:20PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
ya ok

Question: i know dspin7x was booted off the site but is he still on here under a different name?

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Sep 10 2005 10:22PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
first of all white dudes writing rhymes is way gayer than snowblading will ever be

second posting that pic and bragging about charging 80 ft tables is fucking lame

third b-crew is fucking sick and owns all

Sep 10 2005 10:22PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
how is it harder you can just jump and do like a 540

"if all your friends jumped off a clif would you?" -my mom "i would if there was snow on it" -me
Sep 10 2005 10:23PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
ya really it is physically harder for u to spin a longer object so its harder to ski

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Sep 10 2005 10:25PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
spinning is easier of coarse, landing though, exactly 14 times harder.

Sep 10 2005 10:26PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
plus some people can make it look cool just not u stupid fucks

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Sep 10 2005 10:26PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
^ are you fucking seriously fucking kidding me, can you honestly not realize that it is a joke,

basically the bcrew is like a mini version of the ski scene, what you guys think of the bcrew is what other people think of skiing

Sep 10 2005 10:27PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
YEH! but im seriously skiboarding all year long, i dont cur.

Sep 10 2005 10:28PM
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djikstra
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^word man, im in b crew now too. I've dropped all of my sponsors, I've been praticing running laps at the local track while strapped in to get in the zone. 5 miles yesterday with line fly's on. Im physced

hate it or love... little John's on top...
Sep 10 2005 10:30PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
i got b-crews back yall.

seems like a bunch of angry noobs in here.



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Sep 10 2005 10:31PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
I love how people with 200 posts are like fuck ski boarding and fuck mommy. its a fucking joke, learn how take one.

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Sep 10 2005 10:33PM
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yellav
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hahahahahahaha its too good to be true my 2 favorite things, the b crew and mommy MERGING INTO ONE I AM IN FUCKING HEAVEN RIGHT NOW

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Sep 10 2005 10:33PM
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Blades4Life
Posts: 248 - Karma: 9
Nice icon mommy, fuck all you haters. READY STRAP BLADE nukka.

Jerimyah O'

B CREW FOUNDER

READY STRAP BLADE: droppin fall 06'
Sep 10 2005 10:37PM
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anothermammothpunk
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The whole shit is obviosly a joke and its funny how "real" it gets when i join in on the joke hating on the allmighty "b-crew" its all good for a chuckle, as far as my whitness being gayer than snowblades............. yeah?!?!?! I'm lovin it though this is the most fun ive had on new schoolers since the last H30(who might be the only one lower on the todem pole than b-crew) thread.

Sep 10 2005 10:41PM
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anothermammothpunk
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the last thing im doing is bragging, by no means am i saying im sick becuase i hit a whopping 80ft table! my skiing ability was questioned and i answered wheather its a joke or not i'ts lame, lamer than posting a pic to show i can ski will EVER be and honestly if its gone this far with you kids taking ME this seriously than fuck skiing, come to mammoth and either say whats up or step, if its a joke and where all kidding around then haha its done but if i'm skiing and some faggot comes up to me talking shit claiming bcrew...hes getting rocked

Sep 10 2005 10:50PM
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djikstra
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^I'm convinced. I'm not messin with ya

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Sep 10 2005 11:03PM
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