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newschooljibber
Posts: 274 - Karma: 11
Post all of the funniest jokes you know. I need to laugh NOW!!!
Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?
Nov 18 2002 9:14PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
whats really funny is to tell a buncha your friends ur gonna do it and then walk up to someone or sit down next to them and start talking complete jibberish and then point at things and talk really urgently it is hillarious when all of ur friends are watchin the persons reaction and laughin their asses off i did it and it was soo funny and when i fanally told the person i was doin that they had the funniest look of revalation on their face, it was great
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Nov 21 2002 8:33PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
it's even funnier when one of your big hairy ugly friends decideds to copy the 'party boy' skit from jackass and dances around random people making the song with his own voice.
'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
Nov 22 2002 8:01PM
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newschooljibber
Posts: 274 - Karma: 11
keep them coming!
Can I pleeeeeaaaase skip school for the X-Games?
Nov 25 2002 1:02AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
PHATT TIM,,,,

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahhahahah man hes funny ahahah lets laugh at him
hes a funny joke
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
Nov 25 2002 4:40AM
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newschooljibber
Posts: 274 - Karma: 11
keep em comin'
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Can I please skip school for the X games?
Dec 1 2002 7:48PM
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newschooljibber
Posts: 274 - Karma: 11
fine, nobody has any funny jokes? well you are all humorless stupidheads.
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Can I please skip school for the X games?
Dec 1 2002 10:02PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-ten. one to screw it in and nine to say 'Ican do that'

What is brown and sticky?
-a stick
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What ya doin?
diggen.
Why?
make a hole.
What for?
more diggen.
Dec 2 2002 3:15AM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 62

When 2 worlds collide





'I'm still Ugly'
Dec 2 2002 8:03AM
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Phil
Posts: 121 - Karma: 10
What do you call a smart blonde?



A golden retrevier.
Dec 2 2002 6:13PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
The joke to end all jokes:
2 peanuts walk across a road, one was salted...
Dec 2 2002 7:42PM
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