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Giving up masturbating for the month of september
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aiiite, im serious this time. im quitting jacking off for 31 days or however long this month is.
you wanna join me? better get all your shaft snot out today.
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i wouldnt be able to leep at night anymore.
'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
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11th commandment:
Thou Shalt Not Beat Thine Meat
"Who's playing tonight?"
"The Shitty Beatles"
"Are they any good?"
"No they suck. Good Name though."
"All that rap music is is clicks and whistles" -Meatwad
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this is the most pathetic thread ever
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No risk, No reward
i am a demublicandepentantomunist
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There was this thing in my town where kids who had been abused made t-shirts to express their feelings. The shirts were displayed in my High School. One shirt had a picture of a stick figure hitting a steak with a hammer. It said "Beat your meat, Not your wife."
"Who's playing tonight?"
"The Shitty Beatles"
"Are they any good?"
"No they suck. Good Name though."
"All that rap music is is clicks and whistles" -Meatwad
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starts today bitches, boy this is gonna be hard.
Chris
Dave Murray's Session 4
Have a JIBARITO!
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whenever i try to stop i last 2 days. i suck
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its a weekly thing during school, sometimes every day, depending on the horniness, but ive done 2 weeks once as a personal challenge, and it was hard, but im not doing it again, too much of a waste of pleasure
Gravity sucks
'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc
"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
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You ve inspired me to try it to. Ill probably only last a couple days though
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A little suggestion to all of you faggot ns users get girl friends and get lives u pieces of shit, Y the fuck would u make a thread about masturbating, u all are faggot pricks die in hell
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regular masturabtion reduces the chances of testicular cancer
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haha thats great!!
I'll drive it untill the wheels fall off, then I'll buy new wheels!
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Send me the footage.
I will be pulling hard to make up for the serious lack of wack.
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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i've alredy failed
RIP
FRZ
PPP
In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling
And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world
K A R M A
- parker.mills
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You're a dipshit, calm the fuck down "pimp."
When I go on vacation I don't do it, but oh man afterwards it seriously takes me under 10 seconds. If I don't do it for a while I get way too horny, its super distracting at school cause I just look around at every hot girl in class and imagine the best position with them.
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I woke the same as any other day
Except a voice was in my head
It said seize the day, pull the trigger
Drop the blade, and watch the rolling heads.
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^depending where you go on vacation, because in argentina i tried not to do it, but there are magazine shacks on the middle of the sidewalks with playboys and tons of porn hangin in front of your nose, and girls in lingerie on huge signs on the side of the road, even their TV shows have dancers in booty shorts all the time, just too hard...
Gravity sucks
'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc
"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
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you must be a real pimp, thanks for the words of advice you fucktard.
'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
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2 fucking days, i lasted 2 fucking days, jesus
'ya thats right, im fucking crazy, whats up?'
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last year a kid on the cross country season tried to go the whole season, i think he made it too, its like more then two months
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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
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i already have 2qice today and its 12:58 in the afternoon
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im officially starting today
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HAHA.. so i spose ur in the wrong thread..
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fuck i lost.
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ill do it, as long as doing shit with a girl is alright, thats easy shit
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k im gonna start the first day of school because i saw this thread, was gonna do it, masterbated, realized it was september 3, so i was out. but im gonn start first day of school which is september 7 i think. ill see how long i can go
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if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect - eastar5
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as a present to yourself when you reach your goal get a hooker or your mom and bust your month old load all over her face. it will be bukkake with one person.
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^hahaha that made me laug hso hard
NS SKATEBOARD
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I lost and Today was my restart day. I'm almost at one day again
I ride skis
www.skipunx.com
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^ haha u suck.. but not really...but really
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